{"id":6049,"date":"2025-10-13T18:01:52","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T18:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6049"},"modified":"2025-10-13T18:01:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T18:01:53","slug":"ce-mai-faci-mai-mos-ioane-mandrele-te-mai-iubesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6049","title":{"rendered":"Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"903\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8529.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8529.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8529-203x300.jpeg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi mo\u0219negi, uita\u021bi de vreme, \u00eentr-o zi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc?<br>-Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, lupt cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea grea,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar am cunoscut o tip\u0103 \u0219i m-a invitat la ea.<br>Mo\u0219 Petric\u0103 \u00eenlemne\u0219te \u0219i ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene:<br>-M\u0103 Ioane, vezi de treab\u0103, sau ai fluturi \u00een izmene!<br>\u0218i te-ai dus? F\u0103cut-ai treab\u0103? Poveste\u0219te cum a fost?<br>B\u0103gat-ai lemnele \u00een sob\u0103, sau ai mers f\u0103r\u0103 vre-un rost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cum s\u0103 fie? A fost bine. La primul parc\u0103 zburam,<br>A fost ca \u00een tinere\u021be, pe dealuri c\u00e2nd alergam.<br>La al doilea, cu lupte \u0219i dureri pe la genunchi,<br>Ce s\u0103-i faci, c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea \u00ee\u021bi mai d\u0103 c\u00e2te un junghi.<br>-Ioane, ai luat viagra, zise Petre intrigat.<br>Nu am luat nimic, m\u0103i Petre, s\u0103 nu-mi fie cu p\u0103cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ioane mi-e greu a crede, po\u021bi s\u0103 zici tu tot ce vrei,<br>Dar nu e\u0219ti ca-n tinere\u021be s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 la trei.<br>-La trei am zis c\u0103-mi dau duhul, zice Ion cu sup\u0103rare,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 \u021bineam de toate alea, ce dureri aveam de \u0219ale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petric\u0103 nu scoate-o vorb\u0103 doar musta\u021ba r\u0103suce\u0219te:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Zi, Ioane, ce-ai luat de lup\u021bi a\u0219a viteje\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-N-am luat nimic, m\u0103i Petre, dar dorin\u021ba era mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i eu am dorin\u021bi Ioane, dar nu se mai face tare.<br>-M\u0103i, Petric\u0103, \u021bi-e de \u0219ag\u0103 \u0219i g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la p\u0103cat,<br>Ea st\u0103 la etajul patru \u0219i liftul era stricat\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doi mo\u0219negi, uita\u021bi de vreme, \u00eentr-o zi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc. -Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc?-Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, lupt cu b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea grea, Dar am cunoscut o tip\u0103 \u0219i m-a invitat la ea.Mo\u0219 Petric\u0103 \u00eenlemne\u0219te \u0219i ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene:-M\u0103 Ioane, vezi de treab\u0103, sau ai &#8230; <a title=\"Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? M\u00e2ndrele te mai iubesc\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6049\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ce mai faci mai mo\u0219 Ioane? 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