{"id":6037,"date":"2025-10-13T06:43:47","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T06:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6037"},"modified":"2025-10-13T06:43:48","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T06:43:48","slug":"gheo-are-o-dilema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6037","title":{"rendered":"GHEO\u2019 are o dilema"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"812\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8520.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8520.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8520-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    DILEMA LUI GHEO\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103i, Vasile, ia explic\u0103-mi tu ce-i aia o dilem\u0103, m\u0103!<br>\u2013 Uite, m\u0103 Gheo\u2019 ,ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai bine, am s\u0103-\u021bi dau un exemplu: \u00eenchipuie\u0219te-\u021bi c\u0103 stai gol \u00een pat \u00eentre o femeie foarte sexi \u0219i un homosexual. Tu cui i-ai \u00eentoarce spatele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 s-a angajat ca sp\u0103l\u0103tor de geamuri la un magazin din Bucure\u0219ti \u015fi, \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea meseria, trece un Porsche pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u0218oferul \u00eel vede pe Bul\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103, ce mai faci?<br>\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine!<br>V\u0103z\u00e2nd acestea, \u015feful se minun\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, tu \u00eei \u015ftii pe \u0103\u015ftia?!<br>\u2013 Normal, suntem prieteni vechi.<br>A doua zi trece un Ferrari:<br>\u2013 Salut, Bul\u0103, ce mai faci?<br>\u2013 Las\u0103-m\u0103, n-am timp de tine.<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Bul\u0103, tu \u00eei \u015ftii \u0219i pe \u0103\u015ftia?<br>\u2013 Normal, eu \u00eel \u015ftiu \u015fi pe Papa de la Roma.<br>Enervat, \u015feful merge cu Bul\u0103 la Vatican, \u015feful st\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eel vede ie\u015find pe Pap\u0103 \u015fi pe Bul\u0103 d\u00e2nd m\u00e2na. \u015eeful le\u015fin\u0103. Bul\u0103 \u00eel treze\u015fte \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E\u015fti bine, \u015fefule?<br>\u2013 Da, doar c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd ai dat m\u00e2na cu Papa, prin spatele t\u0103u au trecut un grup de chinezi care au zis: \u201eUite-l pe Bul\u0103, dar mo\u015fu\u2019 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cine-o fi?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f DILEMA LUI GHEO\u2019 \u2013 B\u0103i, Vasile, ia explic\u0103-mi tu ce-i aia o dilem\u0103, m\u0103!\u2013 Uite, m\u0103 Gheo\u2019 ,ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai bine, am s\u0103-\u021bi dau un exemplu: \u00eenchipuie\u0219te-\u021bi c\u0103 stai gol \u00een pat \u00eentre o femeie foarte sexi \u0219i un homosexual. Tu cui i-ai \u00eentoarce spatele? 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