{"id":603,"date":"2024-05-12T21:11:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-12T21:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=603"},"modified":"2024-05-12T21:11:39","modified_gmt":"2024-05-12T21:11:39","slug":"cine-dracu-e-alina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=603","title":{"rendered":"Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Nevasta-mea mi-a gasit telefonul si a inceput sa-mi citeasca mesajele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!? zbiera ea. Si de ce scrie ca i-ar placea sa v-o trageti a 5-a oara saptamana asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hmm\u2026 cred ca a gresit numarul, draga\u2026 i-am raspuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Cum?!? Dar scrie destul de clar la final: \u201cTe astept cu nerabdare, draga Costele\u201d. Sau nu te cheama asa?!?<br>\u2013 Ba da, recunosc ca e pentru mine. Dar numarul e gresit. Numarul corect este 6. A sasea oara saptamana asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITITI SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Doi tipi, am\u00e2ndoi c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i, stau de vorb\u0103:<br>Nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 mai fac! De c\u00e2te ori vin acas\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am b\u0103ut, sting luminile, opresc motorul \u015fi \u00eemping ma\u015fina \u00een garaj. \u00cemi scot pantofii, urc sc\u0103rile c\u00e2t de \u00eencet pot, m\u0103 dezbrac \u00een baie, m\u0103 strecor \u00een pat \u015fi nevast\u0103-mea tot \u0163ip\u0103 la mine c\u0103 unde am umblat p\u00een\u0103 la ora aia!!<br>Prietenul s\u0103u se uit\u0103 la el \u015fi-i spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 E evident c\u0103 procedezi gre\u015fit. Eu sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2i ro\u0163ile pe strad\u0103, tr\u00e2ntesc u\u015fa, fac g\u0103l\u0103gie pe sc\u0103ri, \u00eemi arunc pantofii \u00een dulap, sar \u00een pat, \u00eemi frec m\u00e2inile de fundul nevesti-mi \u015fi-i zic: \u201eCe zici de o partida scurta\u201d? \u015ei ea \u00eentotdeauna se face c\u0103 doarme\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ieri m-am jucat cu so\u021bia de-a doctori\u021ba \u0219i pacientul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i cum a fost?<br>\u2013 Nimic deosebit\u2026 m-a tinut \u00een fata usii o or\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een\u0103untru, mi-a f\u0103cut programare peste o lun\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nevasta-mea mi-a gasit telefonul si a inceput sa-mi citeasca mesajele: \u2013 Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!? zbiera ea. Si de ce scrie ca i-ar placea sa v-o trageti a 5-a oara saptamana asta? -Hmm\u2026 cred ca a gresit numarul, draga\u2026 i-am raspuns. Cum?!? Dar scrie destul de clar la final: \u201cTe astept cu nerabdare, draga Costele\u201d. &#8230; <a title=\"Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=603\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cine dracu\u2019 e Alina?!?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}