{"id":5989,"date":"2025-10-11T08:53:52","date_gmt":"2025-10-11T08:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5989"},"modified":"2025-10-11T08:53:52","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T08:53:52","slug":"un-barbat-se-casatoreste-si-vine-acasa-isi-ia-sotia-si-soacra-si-le-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5989","title":{"rendered":"Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"573\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8471.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8471.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8471-300x282.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice:<br>\u2013 Fiti atente sa va zic programul meu. Cand vin acasa vreau sa mananc si vreau sa gasesc mancarea nici prea calda nici prea rece<br>La care sotia: ietete! La care soacra:<br>\u2013 Ietete!<br>La care barbatul:<br>\u2013 Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.<br>\u2013 Dupa ce mananc vreau sa fac baie si vreau sa gasesc apa nici prea calda nici prea rece in cada.<br>La care sotia:<br>\u2013 Ietete!<br>La care soacra: ietete! La care barbatul:<br>\u2013 Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.<br>\u2013 Dupa ce fac baie vrea sa imi citesc ziarul si vrea la fotoliu sa imi aduceti papucii de casa.<br>La care sotia: Ietete! La care soacra:<br>\u2013 Ietete!<br>La care barbatul:<br>\u2013 Nici un ietete, eu sunt barbatul eu comand.<br>\u2013 Dupa ce imi citesc ziarul vreau sa ma culc, pana la 12 noaptea dorm cu sotia, dupa 12 noaptea dorm cu soacra.<br>La care sotia:<br>\u2013 Ietete!<br>La care soacra:<br>-Nici un ietete, el este barbatul el comanda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In tren, o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 sexi se vait\u0103 c\u0103 are o durere \u00eengrozitoare de dureri de din\u021bi. Un t\u00e2n\u0103r de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea \u00eei spune:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Am un tratament special pentru dumneavoastra.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce tratament ave\u021bi? \u00centreab\u0103 tanara,curioasa<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dc\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 s\u0103rut, o s\u0103 v\u0103 treac\u0103 imediat durerea.\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel din compartiment\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tratamentul dumitale este bun \u0219i pentru hemoroizi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice:\u2013 Fiti atente sa va zic programul meu. Cand vin acasa vreau sa mananc si vreau sa gasesc mancarea nici prea calda nici prea receLa care sotia: ietete! La care soacra:\u2013 Ietete!La care barbatul:\u2013 Nici un &#8230; <a title=\"Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5989\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un barbat se casatoreste si vine acasa isi ia sotia si soacra si le zice\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5991,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5989"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5992,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5989\/revisions\/5992"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}