{"id":5976,"date":"2025-10-10T06:18:09","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T06:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5976"},"modified":"2025-10-10T06:18:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T06:18:10","slug":"ion-coseste-intr-o-vale-apare-gheorghe-in-varful-dealului-si-ii-striga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5976","title":{"rendered":"Ion cose\u015fte \u00eentr-o vale, apare Gheorghe \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului \u015fi \u00eei strig\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8273.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5978\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8273.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8273-300x275.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion cose\u015fte \u00eentr-o vale, apare Gheorghe \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului \u015fi \u00eei strig\u0103: \u2013 Ioane, o murit soacr\u0103-ta! Ion cose\u015fte \u00een continuare impertubabil. Gheorghe coboar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 jum\u0103tatea dealului \u015fi strig\u0103 din nou: \u2013 Ioane, o murit scoacr\u0103-ta! Ion nu zice nimic, continu\u0103 s\u0103 coseasc\u0103. Gheorghe vine l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, tu nu mai auzi? O murit soacr\u0103-ta! \u2013 Ba aud, m\u0103, Gheorghe! Dar \u00eent\u00e2i munca \u015fi apoi distrac\u0163ia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tanara femeie se plange de o slabiciune permanenta resimtita de un an incoace.<br>-Serviciul va solicita prea mult?intreaba medicul.<br>-Nu,am servici usor.<br>-Atunci va obosesc copiii?<br>-Nu,n-am copii.<br>-Hmm\u2026cat de des faceti sex?<br>-De trei ori pe zi.<br>-Atunci acesta-i motivul oboselii dumneavoastra permanente.Va sfatuiesc ca macar duminica sa luati o pauza.<br>-Nu pot domnule doctor,duminica vine sotul meu acasa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gigel isi surprinde parintii in plina activitate creatoare.<\/strong><br><strong>-Tata ce faceti aici?<\/strong><br><strong>-Stii ca merg cu mama la mare.Ea nu stie sa inoate si o umflu putin ca sa nu se inece.<\/strong><br><strong>-Interesant,ieri a venit postasul,a umflat-o pe mama si daca am vazut bine a si lins putin supapa.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ion cose\u015fte \u00eentr-o vale, apare Gheorghe \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului \u015fi \u00eei strig\u0103: \u2013 Ioane, o murit soacr\u0103-ta! Ion cose\u015fte \u00een continuare impertubabil. Gheorghe coboar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 jum\u0103tatea dealului \u015fi strig\u0103 din nou: \u2013 Ioane, o murit scoacr\u0103-ta! Ion nu zice nimic, continu\u0103 s\u0103 coseasc\u0103. Gheorghe vine l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. \u2013 M\u0103, Ioane, &#8230; <a title=\"Ion cose\u015fte \u00eentr-o vale, apare Gheorghe \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului \u015fi \u00eei strig\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5976\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion cose\u015fte \u00eentr-o vale, apare Gheorghe \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului \u015fi \u00eei strig\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5977,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5979,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5976\/revisions\/5979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}