{"id":5955,"date":"2025-10-09T14:25:29","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T14:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5955"},"modified":"2025-10-11T15:21:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T15:21:30","slug":"5955","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5955","title":{"rendered":"Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"778\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8264.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5958\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8264.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8264-235x300.jpeg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Vazand asta ,Maria incepu sa strige:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ioaneeeee\u2026. Intoarce-te pe spate ca scoti toti cartofii din pamant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om vorbea cu sotia lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Azi  mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTUL!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de nebuni, ii raspunse nevasta. Nu-i mai baga si tu in seama\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, in timp ce sotul mergea cu tramvaiul spre serviciu, acelasi individ se apropie de el si ii striga: \u201cHopaaa\u2026, PARACIOSUL!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O familie de sco\u021bieni, la fast-food. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ei bine, \u0219i, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece, b\u0103rbatul \u00eei spune osp\u0103tarului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Restul s\u0103 mi-l \u00eempacheta\u021bi\u2026 \u0219ti\u021bi, pentru c\u0103\u021bel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Desigur, domnule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care copila\u0219ii, url\u00e2nd de fericire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Uraaa! Ne cump\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u021beeel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un taran mergea in caruta lui trasa de cal, pe un drum de tara. Cand sa intre pe sosea, din neatentie nu a vazut masina care trecea pe acolo. Soferul, incercand sa evite caruta franeaza si se roteste de cateva ori \u0219i reuseste sa opreasca la timp. Se da jos nervos si incepe sa urle:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ba, boule, ba, boule, ba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taranul se uita lung la sofer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Domnule draga, asta-i cal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Calul scuipa zabala din gura:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sefu\u2019 cred ca de matale-i vorba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vazand asta ,Maria incepu sa strige: &#8211; Ioaneeeee\u2026. Intoarce-te pe spate ca scoti toti cartofii din pamant! CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un om vorbea cu sotia lui: \u2013 Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata. In timp ce ma aflam in tramvai, un tip mi-a strigat, \u201cHopaaa\u2026, IMPOTENTUL!\u201d. \u2013 Ei, sunt tot felul de &#8230; <a title=\"Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5955\" aria-label=\"Read more about Azi mi s-a intamplat o chestie ciudata\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5959,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5955"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5994,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955\/revisions\/5994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}