{"id":5950,"date":"2025-10-09T13:57:42","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T13:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5950"},"modified":"2025-10-09T13:57:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T13:57:43","slug":"mai-mosule-dar-de-cand-te-ai-apucat-de-pescuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5950","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103i mo\u0219ule, dar de c\u00e2nd te-ai apucat de pescuit?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8261.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5951\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8261.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8261-300x288.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O gramad\u0103 de pescari, cu scule de mii de dolari, momeal\u0103 de sute de p\u0103r\u0103i, etc.<br>Apare un mo\u0219ulic\u0103 cu un b\u0103t de 1.5 metri, o sfoar\u0103 \u015fi un ac.<br>Pune o boaba de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u00een ac, \u015fi arunc\u0103. Scoate numai crapi de 4.5, 5, 7, 10 kile. Se uit\u0103 la ei, \u015fi-i arunc\u0103 \u00eenapoi.<br>Restul pescarilor, \u00eennebuni\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u0103i mo\u0219ule, dar de c\u00e2nd te-ai apucat de pescuit sportiv?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Adic\u0103 cum sportiv, m\u00e2nca\u0163i-a\u015f?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i prinzi, \u00eel arunci, prinzi, \u00eel arunci.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Aaaaa, nu pescuiesc sportiv, \u00eei arunc pentru c\u0103 n-am tig\u0103ie a\u015fa mare acas\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Un oltean c\u0103l\u0103tore\u0219te cu trenul, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu un negru. La un moment dat, olteanul zice:<br>\u2013 Bre, da\u2019 e\u0219ti negru!<br>\u2013 Da, zice negrul. Sunt negru.<br>T\u0103cere. Dup\u0103 un timp, olteanul iar:<br>\u2013 Bre, da de unde e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din Camerun.<br>\u2013 \u0218i Camerunu\u2019 \u0103sta-i departe?<br>\u2013 Departe\u2026<br>Dup\u0103 un timp:<br>\u2013 Auzi bre, da\u2019 al cui din Camerun e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f\u2935\ufe0f O gramad\u0103 de pescari, cu scule de mii de dolari, momeal\u0103 de sute de p\u0103r\u0103i, etc.Apare un mo\u0219ulic\u0103 cu un b\u0103t de 1.5 metri, o sfoar\u0103 \u015fi un ac.Pune o boaba de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u00een ac, \u015fi arunc\u0103. Scoate numai crapi de 4.5, 5, 7, 10 kile. Se uit\u0103 la ei, &#8230; <a title=\"M\u0103i mo\u0219ule, dar de c\u00e2nd te-ai apucat de pescuit?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5950\" aria-label=\"Read more about M\u0103i mo\u0219ule, dar de c\u00e2nd te-ai apucat de pescuit?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5952,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5953,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5950\/revisions\/5953"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}