{"id":5945,"date":"2025-10-09T08:57:18","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T08:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5945"},"modified":"2025-10-09T08:57:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T08:57:19","slug":"fiule-n-am-vazut-asa-ceva-in-viata-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5945","title":{"rendered":"Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"799\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8258.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5947\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8258.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8258-229x300.jpeg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om de la tara, impreuna cu baiatul sau, viziteaza un magazin universal de la oras.&nbsp;<br>Raman amandoi blocati in fata celor doua ziduri stralucitoare, care se desparteau si apoi se uneau la loc. Baiatul intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Tata, ce-i asta?<br>Tatal, care in viata lui nu vazuse un lift, raspunde:<br>\u2013 Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea, nu stiu ce poate fi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In timp ce se uitau amandoi, cu ochii iesiti din orbite de uimire, o batrana intr-un carucior cu rotile vine, apasa un buton, cele doua ziduri se deschid, iar batrana intra intr-o mica camera. Zidurile se inchid, iar cei doi vad niste cerculete mici de lumina, care se aprindeau si se stingeau. Zidurile se deschid din nou si apare o blonda superba de 24 de ani.<br>\u2013 Fiule, du-te repede si cheam-o pe maica-ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cica un tigan se duce pentru prima data la spovedit.<br>Il vede pe preot scotandu-si ceasu de la mana si-l pune pe masa.<br>Preotul:<br>\u2013 Cu ce ai pacatuit fiule?<br>Tiganu\u2019 (punand mana pe ceas):<br>\u2013 Fur parinte.<br>P:- Se zice \u201eam furat\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>T:- (bagand ceasu in buzunar): Am furat parinte.<br>P:- Ai incercat sa-i restitui obiectul propietarului?<br>T:- Eu vi-l dau dumneavoastra parinte.<br>P:- Nu mi-l da mie, da-l propietarului.<br>T:- Nu a vrut sa-l primeasca.<br>P:- Atunci pastreaza-l tu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un om de la tara, impreuna cu baiatul sau, viziteaza un magazin universal de la oras.&nbsp;Raman amandoi blocati in fata celor doua ziduri stralucitoare, care se desparteau si apoi se uneau la loc. Baiatul intreaba: \u2013 Tata, ce-i asta?Tatal, care in viata lui nu vazuse un lift, raspunde:\u2013 Fiule, n-am &#8230; <a title=\"Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5945\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fiule, n-am vazut asa ceva in viata mea\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5948,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5949,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5945\/revisions\/5949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}