{"id":5941,"date":"2025-10-08T18:46:10","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T18:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5941"},"modified":"2025-10-08T18:46:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T18:46:11","slug":"la-un-azil-toti-nebunii-se-credeau-masini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5941","title":{"rendered":"La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"626\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8255.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5942\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8255.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8255-292x300.jpeg 292w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.<br>Unul singur statea jos suparat<br>Doctorul il intreaba:<br>-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?<br>Nebunul:<br>-Nu domn\u2019doctor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine atunci iti dau drumul.<br>Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:<br>-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br>Doctorul alearga dupa el:<br>-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???<br>Nebunul:<br>-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 sa intorc tirul ?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-o seara vine Ion acasa obosit, flamand etc.\u00a0<br>Deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia pe Maria la bataie si se culca.\u00a0<br>In acest timp Maria se gandea:<br>\u2013 Ma poate i-o fi foame si lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa gateasca sarmale, pilaf, piure.\u00a0<br>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie iar pe Maria.\u00a0<br>Asta se gandea ca vroia vreo bautura.\u00a0<br>Pleaca Ion a treia zi la servici si Maria se duce la magazin si ia whisky, cognac, palinca, bere, tuica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vine Ion seara acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si o ia la bataie pe Maria Ea, cu un picior fracturat, statea sa se gandeasca<br>\u2013 Ma, poate vrea o prajitura<br>Pleaca Ion la servici si Maria se apuca sa faca torturi, prajituri, placinte<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vine Ion acasa deschide usa de la frigider, o tranteste si tipa:<br>\u2013 Marieeeeeee! De cate ori ti-am spus sa stingi becul de la frigider ca facem economie!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini: unul Dacie, unul Ford, unul BMW,etc.Unul singur statea jos suparatDoctorul il intreaba:-Tu nu te crezi masina, ceva?Nebunul:-Nu domn\u2019doctor! -Bine atunci iti dau drumul.Iese nebunul afara si incepe dintr-o data:-Bum-brum-trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrDoctorul alearga dupa el:-Inauntru de ce n-ai facut pe masina ???Nebunul:-Si unde vroiai domne\u2019 &#8230; <a title=\"La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5941\" aria-label=\"Read more about La un azil toti nebunii se credeau masini\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5943,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5944,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5941\/revisions\/5944"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}