{"id":5934,"date":"2025-10-08T17:00:44","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T17:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5934"},"modified":"2025-10-08T17:08:01","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T17:08:01","slug":"5934","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5934","title":{"rendered":"Apare un fotograf la proasp\u0103ta clas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"584\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8252.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5938\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8252.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8252-300x287.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apare un fotograf la proasp\u0103ta clas\u0103 a 5-a B, \u00ee\u015fi face partea de treab\u0103, face poze tuturor elevilor \u015fi urmeaz\u0103 r\u00e2ndul dirigintei s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 treaba, s\u0103-i conving\u0103 pe aia mici s\u0103 cumpere pozele.<br>Fiecare s\u0103 cumpere pozele tuturor, s\u0103 ias\u0103 banii. \u0102\u015ftia mici nu se prea las\u0103 fenta\u0163i, a\u015fa c\u0103 diriginta apeleaz\u0103 la sentimente:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Haide\u0163i, copii, g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u00e2t de frumos va fi peste ani de zile c\u00eend v\u0103 ve\u0163i uita la poze \u015fi ve\u0163i putea exclama:<br>\u201eUite-o pe Oana, acum e avocat\u201d sau \u201eUite-l pe Mihai, acum e doctor\u201d.<br>La care Bul\u0103 din ultima banc\u0103 d\u0103 replica geniala:<br>\u201eUite-o pe diriga, acum e bab\u0103, mai are pu\u021bin, si se duce \u0219i asta pe p.l\u0103!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O femeie tanara extrem de atractiva ia avionul spre casa.<br>In avion, alaturi de ea ia loc un preot catolic caruia i se adreseaza imediat:<br>\u2013 Ma scuzati, Parinte, mi-ati putea face un mare serviciu ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Desigur, Copila mea, cu ce te-as putea ajuta ?<br>\u2013 Mi-am cumparat un depilator electric excelent, am platit foarte mult pentru el. Depaseste cu mult limita de valoare a scutirii de vama si ma tem ca mi-l confisca. Dar d-voastra, Parinte, ati putea sa-l treceti la vama ascunzandu-l sub sutana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu adevarat, as putea sa-l trec, dar te previn ca niciodata n-am fost in stare sa mint.<br>\u2013 Dar d-voastra aveti o fata atat de cinstita incat nu vor intreba nimic, spuse tanara si dadu depilatorul preotului descumpanit.<br>Dupa aterizare la vama:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Parinte, aveti ceva de vamuit ? \u2013 intreaba ofiterul vamal.<br>\u2013 Din crestet pana la brau n-am nimic de vamuit, fiule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acest raspuns bizar trezeste suspiciunea vamesului asa ca intreaba mai departe:<br>\u2013 Si sub brau?<br>\u2013 Pai am ceva magnific facut pentru a servi femeilor, da nu a fost folosit inca niciodata.<br>Vamesul rade cu lacrimi:<br>\u2013 In regula, treceti mai departe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Apare un fotograf la proasp\u0103ta clas\u0103 a 5-a B, \u00ee\u015fi face partea de treab\u0103, face poze tuturor elevilor \u015fi urmeaz\u0103 r\u00e2ndul dirigintei s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 treaba, s\u0103-i conving\u0103 pe aia mici s\u0103 cumpere pozele.Fiecare s\u0103 cumpere pozele tuturor, s\u0103 ias\u0103 banii. \u0102\u015ftia mici nu se prea las\u0103 fenta\u0163i, a\u015fa c\u0103 diriginta &#8230; <a title=\"Apare un fotograf la proasp\u0103ta clas\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5934\" aria-label=\"Read more about Apare un fotograf la proasp\u0103ta clas\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5937,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5934"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5940,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5934\/revisions\/5940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}