{"id":5923,"date":"2025-10-08T05:19:23","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T05:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5923"},"modified":"2025-10-08T05:20:20","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T05:20:20","slug":"blondele-si-distribuitorul-de-sapun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5923","title":{"rendered":"BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"485\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8246.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5924\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8246.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8246-300x239.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un camping, doi tipi se duc la du\u015furi dar \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103punurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A\u015fa c\u0103 unul din ei se \u00eentoarce \u00een pielea goala \u00een fuga \u00een camera, ia doua s\u0103punuri \u015fi fuge spre du\u015furi.<br>Pe culoar se \u00eentalneste cu trei blonde.<br>Ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s, se preface c\u0103 e statuie.<br>Ajung tipele \u00een dreptul lui \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 comenteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-o fi asta ?<br>\u00centreaba una.<br>A doua, uit\u00e2ndu-se la penisul tipului, zice:<br>\u2013 Poate ca ar trebui s\u0103 tragem de manerul \u0103sta.<br>Trage ea \u015fi tipul scap\u0103 un s\u0103pun.<br>\u2013 Aaa, ia uite, e distribuitor de s\u0103punuri, zice prima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ooo, s\u0103 incerc \u015fi eu, zice a doua \u0219i trage \u015fi ea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd tipul scap\u0103 \u015fi al doilea sapun.<br>\u2013 Acum e r\u00e2ndul meu, zice a treia blond\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103\u2026<br>Tipa tot tr\u0103gea furioas\u0103 c\u0103 nu pica nici-un s\u0103pun \u015fi, la un moment dat, cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze spune:<br>\u2013 Ia uite, are \u015fi s\u0103pun lichid !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN \u00centr-un camping, doi tipi se duc la du\u015furi dar \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 au uitat s\u0103punurile. A\u015fa c\u0103 unul din ei se \u00eentoarce \u00een pielea goala \u00een fuga \u00een camera, ia doua s\u0103punuri \u015fi fuge spre du\u015furi.Pe culoar se \u00eentalneste cu trei blonde.Ca s\u0103 nu &#8230; <a title=\"BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5923\" aria-label=\"Read more about BLONDELE SI DISTRIBUITORUL DE S\u0102PUN\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5925,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5923"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5927,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5923\/revisions\/5927"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}