{"id":5916,"date":"2025-10-07T11:25:35","date_gmt":"2025-10-07T11:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5916"},"modified":"2025-10-07T11:26:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T11:26:10","slug":"asa-de-rea-a-fost-noaptea-nuntii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5916","title":{"rendered":"\u00a0A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"705\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8243.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8243.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8243-260x300.jpeg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De ce pl\u00e2ngi fata mea, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, mam\u0103, nopatea a fost minunat\u0103, dar diminea\u021ba c\u00e2nd s-a trezit din somn m-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dEi, c\u00eend ne mai vedem p\u0103pu\u0219ico?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La banc\u0103 se \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel, care cere s\u0103 i se dea un credit mare. Pu\u0163in jenat, angajatul b\u0103ncii \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 85 de ani, r\u0103spunde senin b\u0103tr\u00e2nul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 La aceast\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 ave\u0163i nevoie de cineva care s\u0103 garanteze c\u0103 ve\u0163i achita \u00eemprumutul.<br>\u2013 A, nici o problem\u0103, vin cu tata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu tata? Imposibil! Dar c\u00e2\u0163i ani are?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 110, spusese b\u0103tr\u00e2nul. Haide\u0163i, v\u0103 rog, insist\u0103 el. \u015eti\u0163i, avem nevoie de bani pentru nunta bunicului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f -De ce pl\u00e2ngi fata mea, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii? -Nu, mam\u0103, nopatea a fost minunat\u0103, dar diminea\u021ba c\u00e2nd s-a trezit din somn m-a \u00eentrebat: \u201dEi, c\u00eend ne mai vedem p\u0103pu\u0219ico?\u201d. La banc\u0103 se \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel, care cere s\u0103 i se dea un credit &#8230; <a title=\"\u00a0A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5916\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00a0A\u0219a de rea a fost noaptea nun\u021bii?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5918,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5920,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5916\/revisions\/5920"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}