{"id":5882,"date":"2025-10-05T15:24:57","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T15:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5882"},"modified":"2025-10-05T17:27:38","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T17:27:38","slug":"5882","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5882","title":{"rendered":"Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"624\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8316.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8316.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8316-293x300.jpeg 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<br>Se face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.<br>Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<br>Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. Le deschide Maria, \u00eenalt\u0103 de peste doi metri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ne spune\u0163i v\u0103 rug\u0103m ce metod\u0103 contraceptiv\u0103 folosi\u0163i?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sigur c\u0103 da. Metoda \u201epupila \u2013 sc\u0103unel\u201d.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Maria strig\u0103 cu putere: Ioaneeeee! \u015ei apare Ion \u00eenalt de un metru \u015fi ni\u0163el.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00cel vede\u0163i? Eu s\u00e2nt \u00eenalt\u0103, iar el micu\u0163. Noi o facem \u00een picioare. Pe el \u00eel urc pe un sc\u0103unel.<br>El \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103 lucreze iar eu m\u0103 uit foarte atenta \u00een ochii lui. C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 i se dilat\u0103 pupila, trag un \u015fut la sc\u0103un<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.<br>\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<br>Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<br>\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!<br>Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nicio problema, zice pacientul. M\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu pilulele.<br>Dentista revine cu o pilul\u0103 \u0219i zice:<br>\u2013 Uite aici, o Viagra.<br>B\u0103rbatul:<br>\u2013 Nu mi-am \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 Viagra atenueaz\u0103 durerea!<br>\u2013 Nu atenueaz\u0103, dar cel pu\u0163in o s\u0103 ai de ce s\u0103 te \u0163ii, \u00een timp ce-\u0163i scot m\u0103seaua\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><br>400 lei \u00een plus pentru milioane de pensionari. C\u00e2nd intr\u0103 banii \u00een conturi \u0219i cine \u00eei prime\u0219te<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE CONTINUAREA DUPA RECLAME\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un sprijin financiar \u00een valoare de 400 de lei va fi acordat \u00een luna decembrie unui num\u0103r de peste 2,7 milioane de pensionari cu venituri mici, a anun\u021bat ministrul Muncii, Petre-Florin Manole. M\u0103sura face parte din programul anual de protec\u021bie social\u0103 implementat de Ministerul Muncii, Familiei, Tineretului \u0219i Solidarit\u0103\u021bii Sociale.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"592\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8317.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5883\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8317.jpeg 512w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8317-259x300.jpeg 259w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suma de 400 de lei constituie a doua parte a unui ajutor total de 800 de lei, oferit pe parcursul acestui an. Beneficiarii sunt pensionarii ale c\u0103ror venituri lunare nu dep\u0103\u0219esc pragul de 2.574 de lei. Conform oficialului, fondurile sunt deja prev\u0103zute \u00een buget, iar scopul m\u0103surii este de a-i ajuta pe cei mai vulnerabili \u00een contextul major\u0103rii costurilor de trai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eUn num\u0103r de 2.750.000 de pensionari cu venituri mai mici sau egale cu 2.574 lei vor primi \u00een decembrie 2025 sprijinul financiar de 400 lei, a doua tran\u015f\u0103 din ajutorul de 800 lei acordat \u00een acest an. Avem ace\u015fti bani \u00een buget \u015fi vor ajunge la cei care sunt cei mai afecta\u0163i \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103. \u015etim c\u0103 nu rezolv\u0103 multe dintre problemele cotidiene, dar aduce un ajutor concret \u00een prag de iarn\u0103\u201d, a declarat Petre-Florin Manole, citat de digi24.ro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finan\u021barea acestei m\u0103suri este asigurat\u0103 printr-o rectificare bugetar\u0103, conform unui proiect de Ordonan\u021b\u0103 de Urgen\u021b\u0103 publicat de Ministerul Finan\u021belor. Documentul prevede majorarea veniturilor bugetului asigur\u0103rilor sociale de stat cu peste 3 miliarde de lei. Din aceast\u0103 sum\u0103, cea mai mare parte, peste 3 miliarde de lei, este alocat\u0103 sistemului public de pensii sub forma unei subven\u021bii de la bugetul de stat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Proiectul de rectificare mai include \u0219i suplimentarea bugetului asigur\u0103rilor pentru \u0219omaj cu aproximativ 287 de milioane de lei. De asemenea, sistemul de asigur\u0103ri pentru accidente de munc\u0103 \u0219i boli profesionale va beneficia de o cre\u0219tere de peste 21 de milioane de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reprezentan\u021bii Ministerului Muncii recunosc c\u0103 acest sprijin nu solu\u021bioneaz\u0103 integral problemele financiare ale pensionarilor, dar \u00eel consider\u0103 un ajutor concret, oferit \u00eentr-o perioad\u0103 marcat\u0103 de infla\u021bie \u0219i costuri ridicate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0fSe face un sondaj \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu metodele contraceptive folosite de diverse cupluri.Primul cuplu r\u0103spunde c\u0103 folose\u015fte prezerva..ivul, al doilea c\u0103 folose\u015fte pastile \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.Ajung cei cu sondajul la o alta familie, bat la u\u015f\u0103. 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