{"id":5877,"date":"2025-10-05T12:37:17","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T12:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5877"},"modified":"2025-10-05T12:37:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T12:37:17","slug":"tanara-frumoasa-disponibila-caut-pentru-o-relatie-serioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5877","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, disponibil\u0103, caut pentru o rela\u021bie serioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8230.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5878\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8230.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8230-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O domni\u0219oar\u0103 extrem de atr\u0103g\u0103toare, mereu con\u0219tient\u0103 de farmecul s\u0103u, public\u0103 un anun\u021b \u00een ziar:<br>\u201eT\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, disponibil\u0103, caut pentru o rela\u021bie serioas\u0103 un b\u0103rbat care s\u0103 nu bea, s\u0103 nu fumeze, s\u0103 fie serios \u0219i respectuos.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Z\u00e2mbind mul\u021bumit\u0103, se a\u0219tepta ca pretenden\u021bii s\u0103 curg\u0103. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, pe la ora t\u00e2rzie, cineva sun\u0103 insistent la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipa, surprins\u0103, se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre u\u0219\u0103, se uit\u0103 pe vizor \u0219i vede un b\u0103rbat ce p\u0103rea desprins dintr-un film de comedie neagr\u0103: cu \u021bigara \u00een col\u021bul gurii, sticla de whisky \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103, iar cu cealalt\u0103 \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 echilibrul pe tocul u\u0219ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deschide u\u0219a, evident contrariat\u0103:<br>\u2013 Bun\u0103 seara! Ce dori\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul, cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219tirb \u0219i ochii abia \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se deschi\u0219i, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103:<br>\u2013 Am venit\u2026 pentru anun\u021bul din ziar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domni\u0219oara, acum vizibil iritat\u0103, exclam\u0103:<br>\u2013 M\u0103i, nesim\u021bitule, tu n-ai citit anun\u021bul? Scrie clar: s\u0103 nu bea, s\u0103 nu fumeze, s\u0103 fie serios! Tu ce cau\u021bi aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea, trage un fum lung din \u021bigar\u0103, ia o gur\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103 de whisky \u0219i, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 dramatic\u0103, r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Am venit doar\u2026 s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u2026 s\u0103 nu te bazezi pe mine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O domni\u0219oar\u0103 extrem de atr\u0103g\u0103toare, mereu con\u0219tient\u0103 de farmecul s\u0103u, public\u0103 un anun\u021b \u00een ziar:\u201eT\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, disponibil\u0103, caut pentru o rela\u021bie serioas\u0103 un b\u0103rbat care s\u0103 nu bea, s\u0103 nu fumeze, s\u0103 fie serios \u0219i respectuos.\u201d Z\u00e2mbind mul\u021bumit\u0103, se a\u0219tepta ca pretenden\u021bii s\u0103 curg\u0103. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, pe la ora t\u00e2rzie, &#8230; <a title=\"T\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, disponibil\u0103, caut pentru o rela\u021bie serioas\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5877\" aria-label=\"Read more about T\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103, disponibil\u0103, caut pentru o rela\u021bie serioas\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5879,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5877"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5880,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5877\/revisions\/5880"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}