{"id":5873,"date":"2025-10-05T05:13:49","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T05:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5873"},"modified":"2025-10-05T05:13:49","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T05:13:49","slug":"un-american-sofer-de-tir-intra-intr-un-bordel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5873","title":{"rendered":"Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"729\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8227.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8227.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8227-251x300.jpeg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:<br>\u2013 Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mancare de la bucatarie.<br>Patroana :<br>\u2013 Iubi \u2026 dar de banii astia iti dau cea mai misto femeie de pe aici, plus ca te hranesc trei zile cu cele mai fine mancaruri.<br>Soferul:<br>\u2013 Honey, n-am chef de dragoste, mi-e dor de casa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tanara se duce suparata la parintii sai.<br>\u2013 Mama, sotul iarasi a urlat la mine. Vin sa traiesc la voi!<br>\u2013 Nu, draga mea, el trebuie sa plateasca pentru pacate. Ma mut eu la voi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:<br>\u2013 Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mancare de la bucatarie.<br>Patroana :<br>\u2013 Iubi \u2026 dar de banii astia iti dau cea mai misto femeie de pe aici, plus ca te hranesc trei zile cu cele mai fine mancaruri.<br>Soferul:<br>\u2013 Honey, n-am chef de dragoste, mi-e dor de casa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:\u2013 Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mancare &#8230; <a title=\"Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5873\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5875,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5876,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5873\/revisions\/5876"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}