{"id":5869,"date":"2025-10-04T18:23:02","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T18:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5869"},"modified":"2025-10-04T18:23:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T18:23:03","slug":"domnule-doctor-sotul-meu-si-sotia-dumneavoastra-ne-inseala-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5869","title":{"rendered":"Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8224.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8224-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8224-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:<br>\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!<br>\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?<br>\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!<br>Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!<br>O iau din nou de la cap\u0103t. C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna continu\u0103:<br>\u2013 S\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!<br>C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, doamna d\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva \u00eens\u0103 doctorul o opre\u015fte \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 Gata doamn\u0103, nu mai am pic de ur\u0103 \u00een mine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Maaaa, tu vrei s\u0103 te duci la curve, d-aia te aranjezi!<br>\u2013 Nu, iubito, \u00ee\u0163i promit! Te rog \u015fi parfumul s\u0103 mi-l aduci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pfaaaa, clar te duci la curve la cum te-ai aranjat ! Promi\u0163i c\u0103 nu te duci?<br>\u2013 Iubito! Promit!<br>Se \u00eentoarce b\u0103rbatul beat acas\u0103, pe la 4 diminea\u0163\u0103, \u015fi \u00eei spune so\u0163iei: Ai cobit\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai, cred ca \u2026 imi voi lua permisul de conducere!\u00a0<br>Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om din spate:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Merge o doamn\u0103 la doctor \u015fi i se confeseaz\u0103:\u2013 Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 ne r\u0103zbun\u0103m \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-i \u015fi noi doi!\u2013 Cum, doamn\u0103?\u2013 Chiar aici s\u0103 facem dragoste!Se pun pe treab\u0103, dup\u0103 care doamna, pl\u0103cut surprins\u0103 propune: Hai s\u0103 ne mai r\u0103zbun\u0103m o dat\u0103!O iau &#8230; <a title=\"Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5869\" aria-label=\"Read more about Domnule doctor, so\u0163ul meu \u015fi so\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 ne \u00een\u015feal\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5872,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5869\/revisions\/5872"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}