{"id":5865,"date":"2025-10-04T16:56:39","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T16:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5865"},"modified":"2025-10-04T16:56:40","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T16:56:40","slug":"un-individ-iese-din-cazinou-lefter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5865","title":{"rendered":"Un individ iese din cazinou lefter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"437\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8221.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8221.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8221-300x215.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un individ iese din cazinou lefter \u015fi se duce la singurul taxi care se afla \u00een parcare:<br>\u2013 \u015eefule, zice c\u0103tre taximetrist, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u0219ti ?<br>3 milioane!<br>\u2013 N-am bani la mine dar, dac\u0103 m\u0103 duci, \u00ee\u0163i dau 4 milioane c\u00e2nd ajungem acolo. E bine?<br>\u2013 Pleac\u0103 de-aici fraiere! C\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni mai t\u00e2rziu, acela\u015fi tip iese din cazinou dup\u0103 ce c\u00e2\u015ftigase c\u00e2teva zeci de milioane. \u00cen parcare \u00eel a\u015fteptau un \u015fir \u00eentreg de taxi-uri din care ultimul era al tipului care l-a refuzat. Dup\u0103 ce pune la cale un plan de r\u0103zbunare pe taximetrist, se duce la primul taxi \u015fi zice:<br>\u2013\u015eefule, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u0219ti ?<br>\u2013 3 milioane.<br>\u2013 \u00ce\u0163i dau 10 mil dac\u0103 la sosire \u00eemi faci un s3x 0ral.<br>\u2013 Pleac\u0103 de-aici, idiotule!<br>Se duce la al doilea taxi:<br>\u2013 \u015eefule, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u0219ti ?<br>\u2013 3 milioane.<br>\u2013 \u00ce\u0163i dau 10 milioane dac\u0103 la sosire \u00eemi faci un s3x 0ral.<br>\u2013 Pleac\u0103 de-aici, poponarule!Face acela\u015fi lucru cu to\u0163i, iar c\u00e2nd ajunge la ultimul zice:<br>\u2013 \u015eefule, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u0219ti?<br>\u2013 3 milioane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00ce\u0163i dau 4 milioane dac\u0103 \u00eenainte de plecare te lauzi la to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i taximetri\u015fti c\u0103 pleci la Ploie\u0219ti!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<br>\u2013 Stii sa inoti?<br>\u2013 Nu.<br>\u2013 Pai vezi, prietene, aici e diferenta. Chiar si cainele meu, cat e el de animal prost, tot stie sa inoate.<br>\u2013 Hmm, da. Dar tu stii sa inoti?<br>\u2013 Bineinteles!<br>\u2013 Atunci, care-i diferenta dintre cainele tau si tine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un individ iese din cazinou lefter \u015fi se duce la singurul taxi care se afla \u00een parcare:\u2013 \u015eefule, zice c\u0103tre taximetrist, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u0219ti ?3 milioane!\u2013 N-am bani la mine dar, dac\u0103 m\u0103 duci, \u00ee\u0163i dau 4 milioane c\u00e2nd ajungem acolo. E bine?\u2013 Pleac\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Un individ iese din cazinou lefter\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5865\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un individ iese din cazinou lefter\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5867,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5868,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5865\/revisions\/5868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}