{"id":5857,"date":"2025-10-03T19:56:43","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T19:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5857"},"modified":"2025-10-03T19:56:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T19:56:43","slug":"un-ardelean-stabilit-in-america-vine-in-concediu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5857","title":{"rendered":"Un ardelean stabilit \u00een America vine \u00een concediu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"621\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8218.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5858\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8218.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8218-295x300.jpeg 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ardelean stabilit \u00een America vine \u00een concediu \u00een satul natal \u015fi-l roag\u0103 pe tac-su s\u0103-i cheme pe to\u0163i s\u0103tenii s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 la c\u0103minul cultural, s\u0103-i cinsteasc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, toat\u0103 suflarea petrece p\u00e2n\u0103 spre ziu\u0103 \u015fi la plecare \u201camericanul\u201d d\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia c\u00e2te un plic cu 100 de dolari. Urm\u0103torul an din nou \u201camericanul\u201d face concediul la \u0163ar\u0103 , din nou petrecerea la c\u0103minul cultural cu to\u0163i s\u0103tenii \u015fi plicul cu 100 de dolari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103tenii mul\u0163umi\u0163i a\u015fteptau s\u0103 vin\u0103 urm\u0103torul an, c\u0103ci deja devenise o tradi\u0163ie\u2026<br>Vine \u015fi urm\u0103torul an, \u201camericanul\u201d prezent, se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc la c\u0103minul cultural, petrec pe cinste, dar, la plecare, \u00een plic, Vasile \u015fi Gheorghe g\u0103sesc doar c\u00e2te 50 de dolari \u015fi-l intreab\u0103 pe american de ce a sc\u0103zut \u201cdona\u0163ia\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta le r\u0103spunde c\u0103 are copii la facultate, a venit \u015fi criza global\u0103 \u015fi nu-\u015fi mai poate permite acum o cheltuial\u0103 mai mare.Vasile \u00eei zice lui Gheorghe:<br>\u2013 Hai b\u0103 Gheo s\u0103 plec\u0103m, c\u0103 nesim\u0163itul \u0103sta \u00ee\u015fi \u0163ine copiii la facultate pe banii no\u015ftri\u2026.Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Badea Gheorghe intra in farmacie. Acolo erau doi studenti practicanti.Badea:\u2013 Ce se vinde aici, ma?<br>\u2013 Magari, mosule!<br>\u2013 il iau ei peste picior.La care Badea Gheorghe:<br>\u2013 Si-au ramas numai doi?<br>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Vasile, la un pahar. La un moment dat, zice Ion:<br>\u2013 M\u0103 Vasile, \u015ftii ce-mi place mie cel mai mult la nevast\u0103-ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nu m\u0103, ce?\u2026 r\u0103spunse Vasile, holb\u00e2ndu-se.<br>\u2013 C\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u015fi supus\u0103, m\u0103.<br>\u2013 Bine m\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 e, mersi, dar cum adica\u2026supus\u0103?<br>\u2013 Adic\u0103 supus\u0103 gre\u015felii am vrut s\u0103 zic, m\u0103 Vasile\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un ardelean stabilit \u00een America vine \u00een concediu \u00een satul natal \u015fi-l roag\u0103 pe tac-su s\u0103-i cheme pe to\u0163i s\u0103tenii s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 la c\u0103minul cultural, s\u0103-i cinsteasc\u0103\u2026 S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, toat\u0103 suflarea petrece p\u00e2n\u0103 spre ziu\u0103 \u015fi la plecare \u201camericanul\u201d d\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia c\u00e2te un plic cu 100 de dolari. 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