{"id":5851,"date":"2025-10-03T19:32:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T19:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5851"},"modified":"2025-10-03T19:35:33","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T19:35:33","slug":"o-blonda-se-destainuie-unei-prietene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5851","title":{"rendered":"O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"333\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8215.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5852\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8215.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8215-300x164.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene:<br>\u2013 Fato\u2026<br>\u2013 Da, fato.<br>\u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103 Ionu\u021b al t\u0103u o fost asear\u0103 pe la mine?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar de ce?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i mi-a zis s\u0103 ies p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 ceva\u2026<br>\u2013 \u0218i?!<br>\u2013 Amm ie\u0219it\u2026<br>\u2013 \u0218i?!<br>\u2013 Vezi \u0219ura cea de paie?<br>\u2013 V\u0103d.<br>\u2013 M-a dus acolo.<br>\u2013 \u0218i?!<br>\u2013 P\u0103i uite acolo mo fu@ut de mo rupt dupa aia o plecat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Acum stau eu \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc\u2026 ce-o fi vrut oare Ion s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 asear\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cativa barbati sunt la club si deodata suna un telefon. Unul dintre ei raspunde:El: Alo, da!Ea: Iubitule, tu esti? nu te aud prea bine! Esti la Club?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El: Da, draga mea.<br>Ea: Dragul meu, sunt in fata unui magazin de blanuri si am vazut o haina de vizon pretioasa! Sa o cumpar?! Costa doar 3.000 de euro\u2026El: Da. Desigur iubito! Cumpara-ti si o geanta sa se asorteze!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea: Esti un inger\u2026 dar stii, in dupa masa asta am trecut pe la un dealer auto si ma gandeam ca ar cam fi timpul sa-mi schimb masina. N-o sa-ti vina sa crezi, au un BMW ultimul model si nici nu este asa de scump, 55.000 de euro. Sa-l iau?!El: Scumpa mea, bineinteles\u2026 dar spune-le sa ti-l dea cu toate optiunile posible.<br>Sotia, vazand ca toate rugamintele ei au succes, isi incerca norocul inca o data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dragul meu, iti amintesti ca mama ar dori sa vina sa locuiasca cu noi. Hai sa facem proba o luna si dupa aceea<br>hotaram.<br>El:<br>\u2013 Bine, bine, dar asta-i tot, sa nu-mi mai ceri si altceva, da, iubi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea: Da, da, e perfect. Oh cat te ador, dragostea mea.<br>El: Si eu, iubito\u2026 un pupic dulce. Si domnul inchise telefonul.<br>Dupa care se uita de jur imprejur si intreba:<br>El: Stie cineva al cui este mobilul acesta?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene:\u2013 Fato\u2026\u2013 Da, fato.\u2013 \u0218tii c\u0103 Ionu\u021b al t\u0103u o fost asear\u0103 pe la mine?! \u2013 Dar de ce?\u2013 P\u0103i mi-a zis s\u0103 ies p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 ceva\u2026\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 Amm ie\u0219it\u2026\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 Vezi \u0219ura cea de paie?\u2013 V\u0103d.\u2013 M-a dus acolo.\u2013 \u0218i?!\u2013 P\u0103i uite &#8230; <a title=\"O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5851\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blond\u0103 se dest\u0103inuie unei prietene\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5853,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5851"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5856,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5851\/revisions\/5856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}