{"id":5847,"date":"2025-10-03T13:26:02","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T13:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5847"},"modified":"2025-10-03T13:26:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T13:26:03","slug":"ion-si-gheorghe-mari-gagicari-rezolvau-toate-femeile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5847","title":{"rendered":"Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, mari gagicari, rezolvau toate femeile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"671\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8212.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5849\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8212.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8212-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, mari gagicari, rezolvau toate femeile pe cere le prindeau,\u021bineau carne\u021bele pe care le comparau \u0219i se l\u0103udau unul altuia cu reu\u0219itele lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dupa \u00eendelungi negocieri, Ion reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 promisiunea Mariei,care-i refuzase mereu pe am\u00e2ndoi.<br>Ca sa fie sigur, cu o seara \u00eenainte Ion o suna pe Maria:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Alo, Marie, sunt Ion. \u0218tii c\u0103 ai promis c\u0103 m\u00e2ine ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim si facem si noi ceva\u2026<br>-M\u0103 loane, nu pot c\u0103 disear\u0103-mi vine acas\u0103 b\u0103rbatu-meu!<br>-Marie, ai promis, dac\u0103 ai promis faci tu cumva\u2026-Nu pot loane, \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 mii acas\u0103 b\u0103rbatu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-M\u0103 Marie, de ce te joci cu mine?<br>-Nu m\u0103 joc loane, da nu pot!<br>-Bine Marie, faci cum vrei, da s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 eu aici la mine, m\u00e2ine, te trec f***t\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, mari gagicari, rezolvau toate femeile pe cere le prindeau,\u021bineau carne\u021bele pe care le comparau \u0219i se l\u0103udau unul altuia cu reu\u0219itele lor. Dupa \u00eendelungi negocieri, Ion reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 promisiunea Mariei,care-i refuzase mereu pe am\u00e2ndoi.Ca sa fie sigur, cu o seara \u00eenainte Ion o suna pe Maria: &#8230; <a title=\"Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, mari gagicari, rezolvau toate femeile\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5847\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, mari gagicari, rezolvau toate femeile\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5848,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5850,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5847\/revisions\/5850"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}