{"id":5843,"date":"2025-10-03T13:21:51","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T13:21:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5843"},"modified":"2025-10-03T13:21:52","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T13:21:52","slug":"sefule-vreau-sa-mi-iau-un-papagal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5843","title":{"rendered":"\u015eefule, vreau s\u0103-mi iau un papagal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"483\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8209.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8209.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8209-300x238.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip se duce la un magazin cu animale.<br>\u2014 \u015eefule, vreau s\u0103-mi iau un papagal!<br>\u2014 P\u0103i, vi-l d\u0103m pe Napoleon. Este un Ara foarte de\u015ftept, vorbe\u015fte trei limbi str\u0103ine, face calcule, sus\u0163ine o conversa\u0163ie.<br>\u2014 \u00cel iau, c\u00e2t cost\u0103?<br>\u2014 5.000 Euro.<br>\u2014 Aoleooo, e scump!<br>\u2014 Atunci,vi-l oferim pe Athos. Are culori superbe, vorbe\u015fte trei limbi str\u0103ine, c\u00e2nt\u0103, dar cost\u0103 2.000 Euro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Da\u2019 unul de vreo 200 Euro n-ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026 \u00eel avem pe Nabucodonosor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i, e\u2026 superb. V\u0103d c\u0103 \u015fi dezleag\u0103 integrame cu ciocul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 \u2026 P\u0103i \u015ftie \u015fi cinci limbi str\u0103ine, e de\u015ftept foc!<br>\u2014 \u015ei atunci de ce e a\u015fa de ieftin?<br>\u2014 Dom-le\u2026 bea de stinge!<br>\u00cel duce omul acas\u0103, \u00eei arat\u0103 apartamentul \u015fi-i spune:<br>\u2014 Vezi c\u0103 am b\u0103utur\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00een bar, \u00een debara. Poate o s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem bine, dar dac\u0103 te atingi de b\u0103utura mea \u00ee\u0163i smulg penele, toate penele, pe rand. A doua zi vine de la servici \u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte casa vrai\u015fte. Sticle goale, b\u0103utur\u0103 r\u0103sturnat\u0103 pe jos, la bar, \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Furios caut\u0103 papagalul \u015fi-l g\u0103se\u015fte pe teras\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 nenum\u0103rate sticle goale. Cu ciocul smulgea c\u00e2te o pan\u0103, o arunca, \u015fi rostea \u00eempleticit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 C\u2026cine\u2026a\u2026are nevoie\u2026d\u2026 de pene?!<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip se duce la un magazin cu animale.\u2014 \u015eefule, vreau s\u0103-mi iau un papagal!\u2014 P\u0103i, vi-l d\u0103m pe Napoleon. Este un Ara foarte de\u015ftept, vorbe\u015fte trei limbi str\u0103ine, face calcule, sus\u0163ine o conversa\u0163ie.\u2014 \u00cel iau, c\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u2014 5.000 Euro.\u2014 Aoleooo, e scump!\u2014 Atunci,vi-l oferim pe Athos. 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