{"id":5831,"date":"2025-10-03T06:01:45","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T06:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5831"},"modified":"2025-10-03T06:04:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T06:04:34","slug":"mai-cum-ai-ajuns-tu-asa-bogat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5831","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103i, cum ai ajuns tu a\u015fa bogat?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"501\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8179.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5832\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8179.png 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8179-300x246.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103i, cum ai ajuns tu a\u015fa bogat: nu c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, da ma\u015fin\u0103, nu cas\u0103, da palat?!Bre, tot c\u0103ut\u00e2nd de munc\u0103, ajung eu \u00een America.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 sui pe o scar\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 man\u00e2nc f\u00e2n. C\u00e2nd colo, m\u0103 vede pre\u015fedintele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De ce stai, omule, pe scar\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nci f\u00e2n uscat?Eu \u00eei r\u0103spund:<br>-Cas\u0103 nu am, nu am unde s\u0103 m\u0103 duc, iar de m\u00e2ncat nici nu mai zic. Atunci pre\u015fedintele porunce\u015fte s\u0103 mi se dea de m\u00e2ncare, o ma\u015fin\u0103, iar \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 un sac plin de dolari.Auzind acestea, cel s\u0103rac a vrut s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eencerce \u015fi el norocul.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A pornit la drum, dar cum \u00eei era lene, s-a oprit la Bucure\u0219ti . S-a dus \u00een fa\u0163a parlamentului \u015fi \u00eencepe a m\u00e2nca f\u00e2n. C\u00e2nd-colo, iese pre\u015fedintele:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce faci aici bree \u015fi de ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci f\u00e2n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i, nu am cas\u0103, nu am ce m\u00e2nca\u2026.<br>\u2013 B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, da bolovan mai e\u015fti! Acum e var\u0103, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 iarb\u0103 verde, proasp\u0103t\u0103, iar la iarn\u0103 o sa m\u0103n\u00e2nci f\u00e2n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Ion se scoala dis de dimineata si merge la biserica. Ajuns acolo, popa il ia sa-l spovedeasca, si il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioane, ai fumat?<br>-Vai, parinte, cum sa fac asa ceva? Eu, slujitor al Domnului?<br>\u2013 Dar, de baut ai baut?<br>\u2013 Nu parinte , vai de mine!<br>-Dar la femei\u2026 ai fost?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Drept cine ma iei parinte? Doamne, din instinct le ocolesc!<br>\u2013 Ioane, Ioane zice popa, nu\u2013i lucru curat cu tine. Dar, i-a zi, de furat ai furat?-Doamne fereste parinte, sunt cel mai cinstit enorias al tau!-Nevasta ti-ai inselat-o? intreaba popa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum sa fac asa ceva? imi e frica parinte! Eu imi iubesc nevasta.-Atunci, i-a zi mai, Ioane, cum pacatuiesti? Doar nu esti fara de pacate?<br>\u2013 Mint parinte, mint mult\u2026!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f M\u0103i, cum ai ajuns tu a\u015fa bogat: nu c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, da ma\u015fin\u0103, nu cas\u0103, da palat?!Bre, tot c\u0103ut\u00e2nd de munc\u0103, ajung eu \u00een America.&nbsp; M\u0103 sui pe o scar\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 man\u00e2nc f\u00e2n. C\u00e2nd colo, m\u0103 vede pre\u015fedintele: -De ce stai, omule, pe scar\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103n\u00e2nci f\u00e2n uscat?Eu \u00eei r\u0103spund:-Cas\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"M\u0103i, cum ai ajuns tu a\u015fa bogat?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5831\" aria-label=\"Read more about M\u0103i, cum ai ajuns tu a\u015fa bogat?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5833,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5831"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5836,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions\/5836"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}