{"id":5825,"date":"2025-10-03T05:27:06","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T05:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5825"},"modified":"2025-10-03T05:31:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T05:31:03","slug":"5825","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5825","title":{"rendered":"O tanara se duce la o intilnire amoroasa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O tanara se duce la o intilnire amoroasa, dar inainte de a pleca, maica-sa o sfatuieste:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


-Uite ce e, mamica, iti da mamica voie sa te duci, iti da mamica voie sa te sarute baiatul, iti da mamica voie sa te mangaie baiatul, iti da mamica voie sa-l mangai si tu pe baiat, numa sa nu care cumva sa-l lasi pe baiat sa se puna deasupra ta, CA MOARE MAMICA!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pleaca tanara la intilnire, nu vine toata noaptea acasa, maica-sa o asteapta cu ochii rosii de nesomn, apare fata acasa in zorii zilei, fericita si surizatoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ei. zice maica-sa, spune repede, cum a fost?
\u2013 Pai cum sa fie, m-a pupat, m-a mingiiat, l-am mingiiat si eu, si la sfarsit m-am pus EU peste el. SA MOARA MA-SA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O bab\u0103 surd\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een tramvai. Vine controlorul:
\u2013 Biletul la control, v\u0103 rog!
\u2013 Ce zici maic\u0103?
\u2013 Biletul la control!Baba se \u00eentoarce c\u0103tre o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce zice, f\u0103i, maic\u0103?
\u2013 Zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Biletul la control. Pentru c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul e controlor.
Baba se \u00eentoarce sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103tre controlor \u015fi zice:
\u2013 \u015ei eu sunt contra lor, maic\u0103, dar ce naiba s\u0103 le faci!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O tanara se duce la o intilnire amoroasa, dar inainte de a pleca, maica-sa o sfatuieste: -Uite ce e, mamica, iti da mamica voie sa te duci, iti da mamica voie sa te sarute baiatul, iti da mamica voie sa te mangaie baiatul, iti da … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5827,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5830,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5825\/revisions\/5830"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}