{"id":5816,"date":"2025-10-02T15:21:16","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T15:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5816"},"modified":"2025-10-02T15:21:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T15:21:17","slug":"un-tanar-si-o-tanara-evrei-pregatindu-se-pentru-cununia-religioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5816","title":{"rendered":"Un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, evrei, preg\u0103tindu-se pentru cununia religioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"521\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8170.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8170.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8170-300x256.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, evrei, preg\u0103tindu-se pentru cununia religioas\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu rabinul pentru sfaturi. La plecare, rabinul \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 mai au \u0219i alte \u00eentreb\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Rabbi, stiu c\u0103 tradi\u021bia ne spune s\u0103 dans\u0103m b\u0103rba\u021bii cu b\u0103rba\u021bii \u0219i femeile cu femeile. Totu\u0219i, am dori aprobarea s\u0103 putem dansa \u00eempreun\u0103.<br>\u2013 Sub nici o form\u0103! r\u0103spunse rabbi. Nu este permis ca b\u0103rbatul s\u0103 danseze cu femeia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Deci nici m\u0103car dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie nu pot s\u0103 dansez cu so\u021bia mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu! Este interzis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Okay. Dar amor?? Pot \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it s\u0103 fac ..cu so\u021bia mea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles! este Mitzvah (bun) \u00een c\u0103s\u0103torie, s\u0103 face\u021bi copii!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar cum???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oricum! E mitzvah!<br>\u2013 Femeia deasupra?<br>\u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles! E mitzvah!<br>\u2013 C\u00e2ine\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles! E mitzvah!<br>\u2013 Pe masa de buc\u0103t\u0103rie?<br>\u2013 Da, e mitzvah!<br>\u2013 Pe un covor de cauciuc, cu o sticlu\u021b\u0103 cu ulei cald, c\u00e2teva vibratoare, hamuri de piele, un borc\u0103nel de miere \u0219i cu c\u00e2teva filme !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine\u00een\u021beles! E mitzvah!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Putem \u0219i din picioare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A, nu! Asta nu! Sub nici o form\u0103! E interzis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da\u2019 di ce? \u00eentreab\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 poate s\u0103 degenereze \u00een dans breee !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, evrei, preg\u0103tindu-se pentru cununia religioas\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu rabinul pentru sfaturi. La plecare, rabinul \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 mai au \u0219i alte \u00eentreb\u0103ri. B\u0103rbatul \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Rabbi, stiu c\u0103 tradi\u021bia ne spune s\u0103 dans\u0103m b\u0103rba\u021bii cu b\u0103rba\u021bii \u0219i femeile cu femeile. 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