{"id":5811,"date":"2025-10-02T11:12:46","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T11:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5811"},"modified":"2025-10-02T11:13:24","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T11:13:24","slug":"5811","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5811","title":{"rendered":"Parinte, Am Pacatuit\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"660\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8167.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8167.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8167-277x300.jpeg 277w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parinte, Am Pacatuit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Zi-Mi, Fiule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am fost la o petrecere\u2026 si acolo am intalnit o tanara frumoasa foc, cu niste picioare ca lumea, care mi-a propus sa facem amor acolo, pe loc. O voce imi zicea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eFa-o! Uite cum arata!\u201d, iar alta voce imi zicea: \u201eAi copii si nevasta acasa\u2026 nu o face!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si ce ai facut, fiule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai\u2026 n-am facut-o\u2026 dar am pacatuit cu gandul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Fiule\u2026 trebuie sa te duci acasa\u2026 si timp de o saptamana sa bei cate 3 galeti de apa pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 De ce trei galeti, parinte?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pentru ca asa bea un bou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se duce la scoala, in acea zi profesoara ii intreaba pe toti elevii cu ce vin ei la scoala.<br>Toti spun care mai de care, Bmw, Audi, Mercedes, numai Bula al nostru cu bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi tot asa, ii intreaba profesoara cu ce vin ei tot la fel, Bula cu bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine Bula suparat acasa si ii povesteste lui taica-su ce pateste la scoala, cum rad toti de el ca vine cu bicicleta.<br>Ma Bula, zice tac-su, tu esti prost rau ma, pai cand or zice aia ca vin cu masini care mai de care mai frumoase zi si tu ca vii cu Lamborghini, si nu o sa mai rada nimeni de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asculta Bula si se duce, in clasa profesoara iar ii intreaba:<br>Doamna: Tom cu ce ai venit?<br>Tom: Bmw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamna: Ion, tu cu ce ai venit?<br>Ion: Audi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula pe tine nu te mai intreb ca stiu sigur ca ai venit cu bicicleta<br>Bula: Ba nu doamna, am venit cu Lamborghini!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doamna: Serios? Bravo! Si de ce ai intarziat atunci?<br>Bula: Mi-a cazut lantul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Parinte, Am Pacatuit\u2026 \u2013 Zi-Mi, Fiule! \u2013 Am fost la o petrecere\u2026 si acolo am intalnit o tanara frumoasa foc, cu niste picioare ca lumea, care mi-a propus sa facem amor acolo, pe loc. O voce imi zicea: \u201eFa-o! Uite cum arata!\u201d, iar alta voce imi zicea: \u201eAi copii si &#8230; <a title=\"Parinte, Am Pacatuit\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5811\" aria-label=\"Read more about Parinte, Am Pacatuit\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5813,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5811"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5815,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5811\/revisions\/5815"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}