{"id":5802,"date":"2025-10-02T05:54:22","date_gmt":"2025-10-02T05:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5802"},"modified":"2025-10-02T05:54:23","modified_gmt":"2025-10-02T05:54:23","slug":"dom-doctor-dom-doctor-minune-dumnezeiasca-o-sa-fiu-tatic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5802","title":{"rendered":"Dom\u2019 doctor, dom\u2019 doctor, minune dumnezeiasc\u0103, o s\u0103 fiu t\u0103tic!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"659\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8161.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8161.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8161-278x300.jpeg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n intr\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00een cabinetul medicului de familie, izbind u\u0219a de perete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, dom\u2019 doctor, minune dumnezeiasc\u0103, o s\u0103 fiu t\u0103tic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctorul \u00eel prive\u0219te \u0219ocat \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai, omule bun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 88.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i nevasta ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 24. Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 e minune dumnezeiasc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctorul r\u0103m\u00e2ne pu\u021bin \u00een cump\u0103n\u0103, apoi spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen urm\u0103 cu mul\u021bi ani, am fost \u00een Angola la organiza\u021bia Medicii F\u0103r\u0103 Frontiere. \u00centr-o sear\u0103, dup\u0103 orele de program, am ie\u0219it s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb pe str\u0103zile pr\u0103fuite ale Luandei. La un moment dat, m\u0103 trezesc \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu un leu, unul adev\u0103rat. Am paralizat. Singurul gest pe care l-am putut face a fost s\u0103 deschid umbrela de soare, moment \u00een care s-a auzit o detun\u0103tur\u0103. Las umbrela jos \u0219i v\u0103d animalul \u00eentins la doi metri de mine, cu capul sf\u0103r\u00e2mat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u00eel prive\u0219te cu ochii mari:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, \u0219i la tine, ca \u0219i la mine, a fost minune dumnezeiasc\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, mo\u0219ule. \u0218i la mine, ca \u0219i la tine, a fost cineva \u00een spate cu o pu\u0219c\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n intr\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00een cabinetul medicului de familie, izbind u\u0219a de perete. \u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, dom\u2019 doctor, minune dumnezeiasc\u0103, o s\u0103 fiu t\u0103tic! Doctorul \u00eel prive\u0219te \u0219ocat \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai, omule bun? \u2013 88. \u2013 \u0218i nevasta ta? \u2013 24. 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