{"id":5798,"date":"2025-10-01T11:27:09","date_gmt":"2025-10-01T11:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5798"},"modified":"2025-10-01T11:27:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T11:27:10","slug":"doua-surori-nemaritate-aveau-o-farmacie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5798","title":{"rendered":"Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"762\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8130.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5799\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8130.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8130-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.<br>Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce ii da si marimea imediat urmatoare, iar respectivul zice ca si asta e mic, o striga pe sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Auzi tu, domnul zice ca prezervativul XXL ii e mic. Ce sa-i dam?<br>\u2013 Casa, masa si jumatate de farmacie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CIESTE SI<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai facut curat?, o intreb pe nevasta-mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bineinteles c-am facut curat!!, a tipat la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cine altcineva s-o faca?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doar nu tu, nu-i asa?<br>Bineinteles ca nu tu, tu doar o freci aiurea p-aici.<br>Nu ajuti la curatenie, nu m-ajuti la bucatarie, nu ai grija de copii\u2026<br>nici macar cainele nu-l scoti p-afara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 OK\u2026ai vazut cumva o foaie de hartie pe undeva?, am intrebat-o. Aveam niste planuri si o schita.<br>\u2013 Aha, domnul inteligent s-a apucat de planuri si schite acum\u2026 nu, n-am vazut schitele tale idioate.<br>La naiba\u2026 urma sa tai copacii si florile din curte si sa pavez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sa pavezi ??, strig\u0103 ea. Doar peste cadavrul meu!<br>\u2013 Aha ! Deci AI VAZUT planurile!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic. &#8230; <a title=\"Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5798\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5800,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5801,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798\/revisions\/5801"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}