{"id":5777,"date":"2025-09-28T20:49:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T20:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5777"},"modified":"2025-09-28T20:49:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T20:49:01","slug":"nikolai-sergheevici-se-trezeste-la-4-dimineata-cu-usa-daramata-si-cu-3-kaghebisti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5777","title":{"rendered":"Nikolai Sergheevici se treze\u0219te la 4 diminea\u021b\u0103 cu u\u0219a d\u0103r\u00e2mat\u0103 \u0219i cu 3 kaghebi\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"545\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8077.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8077.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8077-300x268.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nikolai Sergheevici se treze\u0219te la 4 diminea\u021b\u0103 cu u\u0219a d\u0103r\u00e2mat\u0103 \u0219i cu 3 kaghebi\u0219ti \u00een haine de piele care url\u0103 la el:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde sunt, nenorocitule, unde le-ai ascuns?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102sta ridic\u0103 din umeri \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva e b\u0103tut \u00eengrozitor, ridic\u0103 privirea, plin de s\u00e2nge c\u00e2nd tocmai e \u00eentrebat din nou:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde sunt, du\u0219man al poporului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Repede, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen sob\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kaghebi\u0219tii d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 soba, nu g\u0103sesc nimic, \u00eel mai calc\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u00een picioare \u0219i strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde sunt, contrarevolutionarule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nikolai Sergheevici, terorizat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen baie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 kaghebistii baia \u0219i nu gasesc nimic. \u00cenainte s\u0103-l bat\u0103 iar, Nikolai \u00eentreab\u0103 cu glas stins:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da\u2019 ce cautati?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care \u0219eful \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai fost aseara la balul uzinei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am fost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-au dat premiile pentru tovar\u0103\u0219ele frunta\u0219e \u00een munc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-au dat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-a dansat dupa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S-a dansat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai dansat toat\u0103 seara cu tovar\u0103\u0219a Olga Petrovna, locul doi pe raion la \u00eentrecerea \u00een munc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am dansat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i nu i-ai spus tovar\u0103\u0219ei Olga \u201cAm dou\u0103 diamante ca dou\u0103 coa.e!\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd, Nikolai Sergheevici r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Invers! 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