{"id":5773,"date":"2025-09-28T10:42:43","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T10:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5773"},"modified":"2025-09-28T10:42:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T10:42:43","slug":"aseara-am-dus-o-gagica-buna-la-mine-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5773","title":{"rendered":"Asear\u0103 am dus o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 la mine acas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8080.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5774\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8080.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8080-300x210.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asear\u0103 am dus o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 la mine acas\u0103.<br>\u2013 Baby\u2026 e\u015fti fierbinte! i-am spus.<br>\u2013 Du-te dracului! mi-a zis, \u015fi tu ai fi fierbinte dac\u0103 ai fi legat cu c\u0103tu\u015fele de calorifer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Io amu m-oi duce, Marie, ca mi-a sosit ceasul. Asculta aici ce-ti spun.<br>Maria, suspinand:<br>\u2013 Zi, Ioane, si asa oi face!<br>\u2013 Sa tii gospodaria, Marie, sa nu vinzi nimic, sa aiba copiii astia cand or creste mari.<br>Maria, suspinand:<br>\u2013 Asa oi face, Ioane\u2026<br>\u2013 Sa dai copiii la scoala, sa iasa invatati, Marie!<br>Maria, suspinand:<br>\u2013 Asa oi face, Ioane\u2026<br>\u2013 Si mai vreau, Marie, ca dupa ce m-oi duce sa te mariti cu Gheorghe!<br>\u2013 Da\u2019 Ioane, credeam ca Gheorghe e dusmanul tau de moarte.<br>\u2013 Pai tocmai de-aia\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Asear\u0103 am dus o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 la mine acas\u0103.\u2013 Baby\u2026 e\u015fti fierbinte! i-am spus.\u2013 Du-te dracului! mi-a zis, \u015fi tu ai fi fierbinte dac\u0103 ai fi legat cu c\u0103tu\u015fele de calorifer! \u2013 Io amu m-oi duce, Marie, ca mi-a sosit ceasul. Asculta aici ce-ti spun.Maria, suspinand:\u2013 Zi, Ioane, si asa &#8230; <a title=\"Asear\u0103 am dus o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 la mine acas\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5773\" aria-label=\"Read more about Asear\u0103 am dus o gagic\u0103 bun\u0103 la mine acas\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5775,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5776,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5773\/revisions\/5776"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}