{"id":577,"date":"2024-05-10T15:06:20","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T15:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=577"},"modified":"2024-05-10T15:06:20","modified_gmt":"2024-05-10T15:06:20","slug":"bancuri-amuzante-cu-personaje-din-povesti-ce-diferenta-exista-intre-cenusareasa-si-alba-ca-zapada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri amuzante cu personaje din povesti. Ce diferenta exista intre Cenusareasa si Alba ca Zapada"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>1. Pentru ca&#8230;Scufita Rosie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De fiecare data cand ma opreste Politia ma simt ca Scufita Rosie:<br>&#8211; De ce ai rotile asa mari?<br>&#8211; De ce ai jantele asa late?<br>&#8211; De ce ai toba asa zgomotoasa?<br>&#8211; De ce ai folie asa neagra? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. Prea multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.geozo.com\/e8kl71129\/vli0pm30y\/8qh876\/vqu867\/kypxwn.go\"><\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bunicu\u0163o, dar de ce ai capul a\u015fa mare? \u00eentreba Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie.<br>&#8211; Pentru c\u0103 tu mi l-ai f\u0103cut, cu \u00eentreb\u0103rile tale stupide!!<br><br><strong>3. O discu\u0163ie aprins\u0103<\/strong><br><br>Mama c\u0103tre fiic\u0103:<br>&#8211; Draga mea fiic\u0103, eu c\u00e2nd am zis s\u0103 vii acas\u0103 ca Cenu\u015f\u0103reasa, am avut \u00een vedere ora 24.00,<br>dar nu ca s\u0103 vii \u00eentr-un pantof \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rochie&#8230;<br><br><strong>4. O certitudine<\/strong><br><br>Care-i diferen\u0163a dintre o Cenu\u015f\u0103reas\u0103 \u015fi Alb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada?<br>&#8211; Cam 6 beri&#8230;<br><br><strong>5. C\u0103snicie cu probleme<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-gz-block=\"d1e77a9c-30e6-42e6-82be-686fa9d35810\"><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6. Nepoata neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bunico, de ce ai ochii a\u015fa mari?<br>&nbsp;&#8211; Bunico, de ce ai urechile a\u015fa mari?<br>&nbsp;&#8211; Bunico, de ce ai din\u0163ii a\u015fa mari?<br>Bunica: &#8211; Hai gata, c\u0103 m\u0103 enervezi. Pune lupa aia pe mas\u0103 \u015fi du-te la maic\u0103-ta !<br><br><strong>7. Drumul interzis<\/strong><br><br>Mergea F\u0103t-Frumos pe calul lui spre o p\u0103dure.C\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, \u00eei apre o \u0163estoas\u0103 \u00een cale:<br>-F\u0103t-Frumos. Pe aici nu po\u0163i trece.<br>F\u0103t-Frumos:<br>-Ia uite..N-am mai v\u0103zut animale care s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103.<br>Calul:<br>-Nici eu.<br><br><strong>8. A\u015fteptare<\/strong><br><br>F\u0103t Frumos \u00eei zice calului:<br>&#8211; Calule, stai aici pe loc, eu urc \u00een turn la Ileana Cos\u00e2nzeana, dar dac\u0103 vine zmeul o s\u0103 sar drept pe tine \u015fi s\u0103 fugim. F\u0103t Frumos urc\u0103, dup\u0103 un timp aud cioc\u0103nituri la u\u015f\u0103. F\u0103t Frumos se azv\u00e2rle pe fereastr\u0103, Ileana se aranjeaz\u0103, deschide, c\u00e2nd colo, la u\u015f\u0103, calul.<br>&#8211; B\u0103i, spune-i lu&#8217; F\u0103t Frumos c-afar\u0103 plou\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103-l a\u015ftept aici.<br><br><strong>9. Promisiuni respectate<\/strong><br><br>Fat-Frumos vine la rege:<br>&#8211; Mi-am \u00eendeplinit promisiunea, uite aici capul zmeului.<br>&#8211; Da, ok, \u015fi eu imi \u0163in promisiunea. Uite aici m\u00e2na prin\u0163esei!<br><br><strong>10. \u00cen dep\u0103rtare<\/strong><br><br>Peste \u015fapte m\u0103ri \u015fi \u015fapte \u0163\u0103ri, dincolo de P\u0103durea de aram\u0103, de cea de argint si de cea de aur, dincolo de \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ia zmeilor, dincolo de Marea cea Mare, pe Insula Fericirii, se afla castelul lui Fat-Frumos. \u00centr-o diminea\u0163\u0103, acesta se treze\u015fte, deschide larg fereastra, prive\u015fte \u00een dep\u0103rtare \u015fi zice:<br>-B\u0103i&#8230; da departe mai stau!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Pentru ca&#8230;Scufita Rosie De fiecare data cand ma opreste Politia ma simt ca Scufita Rosie:&#8211; De ce ai rotile asa mari?&#8211; De ce ai jantele asa late?&#8211; De ce ai toba asa zgomotoasa?&#8211; De ce ai folie asa neagra? 2. Prea multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri &#8211; Bunicu\u0163o, dar de ce ai capul a\u015fa mare? \u00eentreba Scufi\u0163a &#8230; <a title=\"Bancuri amuzante cu personaje din povesti. Ce diferenta exista intre Cenusareasa si Alba ca Zapada\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=577\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bancuri amuzante cu personaje din povesti. 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