{"id":5752,"date":"2025-09-25T18:02:33","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T18:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5752"},"modified":"2025-09-25T18:04:44","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T18:04:44","slug":"5752","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5752","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"711\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8007.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8007.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8007-257x300.jpeg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prima:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asear\u0103 a fost cumplit! A venit al meu acas\u0103, obosit, a b\u0103gat iute \u00een el 2-3 sarmale, a profitat de mine 2 minute \u0219i s-a culcat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asear\u0103 a fost una din cele mai minunate seri din via\u021ba mea. Am ajuns acas\u0103 de la munc\u0103, el m\u0103 a\u0219tepta cu lum\u0103n\u0103ri aprinse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-a scos la restaurant, unde am mancat grozav \u0219i am b\u0103ut \u0219ampanie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am venit acas\u0103 pe jos, \u00eentr-o plimbare romantic\u0103, ne-am iubit o ora \u00eentreag\u0103 \u0219i apoi \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103 am stat la pove\u0219ti, ca pe vremuri\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cei doi so\u021bi, povestind despre seara precedent\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asear\u0103 a fost super! Am ajuns acas\u0103 de la birt, rupt de foame. Am ras ni\u0219te sarmale extraordinare f\u0103cute de nevast\u0103-mea, i-am tras-o iute s\u0103 m\u0103 descarc \u0219i am dormit ca un prunc!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al doilea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-mi aminti de seara de ieri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajung rupt de oboseal\u0103 acas\u0103, sigurantele arse. Aprind ni\u0219te lum\u0103n\u0103ri, s\u0103 v\u0103d ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vine nevast\u0103-mea, \u00eei zic s\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea, dar cuptorul electric nu merge. O scot la restaurant s\u0103 m\u00e2ncam ceva, dar ea \u00ee\u0219i comand\u0103 \u0219i sampanie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>R\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 bani de taxi, a\u0219a c\u0103 la toata oboseala mea, mergem pe jos vreo or\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acolo, are chef de \u201e\u0219mecherii\u201d, dar la nervii pe care-i am, eu nu am chef de nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se chinuie \u0219i m\u0103 \u201em\u00e2ng\u00e2ie\u201d vreo ora p\u00e2n\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219te ceva. \u0218i colac peste pupaz\u0103, dup\u0103 aia a trebuit s-o mai ascult \u00eenc\u0103 o ora cum \u0219i-a petrecut ziua la lucru!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Dou\u0103 neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte: Prima: \u2013 Asear\u0103 a fost cumplit! A venit al meu acas\u0103, obosit, a b\u0103gat iute \u00een el 2-3 sarmale, a profitat de mine 2 minute \u0219i s-a culcat. A doua: \u2013 Asear\u0103 a fost una din cele mai minunate seri din via\u021ba mea. &#8230; <a title=\"Dou\u0103 neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5752\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dou\u0103 neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5752"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5757,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5752\/revisions\/5757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}