{"id":5748,"date":"2025-09-25T13:15:32","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T13:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5748"},"modified":"2025-09-25T13:15:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T13:15:32","slug":"bula-in-prima-zi-de-armata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5748","title":{"rendered":"Bula in prima zi de armata"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"555\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8004.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8004.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_8004-300x273.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula in prima zi de armata\u2026<br>Un plutonier trece prin fata randului de soldati si intreaba:<br>\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila, soldat?!?<br>Unul brutar, altul macelar, altul electrician, fiecare dupa pregatire\u2026<br>Ajunge si la Bula:<br>\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila?!?<br>\u2212 Am fost fericit, sa traiti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, o ardeleanca si o moldoveanca\u2026<br>Olteanca intra prima\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Olteanca da doua ture si se opreste\u2026<br>Intra apoi ardeleanca\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Ardeleanca da trei ture si se opreste\u2026<br>La sfarsit intra si moldoveanca\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi!\u2026 Ai calcat strimb vreodata?<br>\u2013 Da, parinte!<br>\u2013 Atunci, ia ocoleste si tu frumos biserica de cate ori ai pacatuit, citind din cartea de rugaciuni!<br>Moldoveanca da cinci ture, se opreste si spune popii:<br>\u2013 Auzi, parinte\u2026 N-aveti cumva pe-aici vreo bicicleta, ca asa n-am nici un spor si ziua-i tare scurta\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Bula in prima zi de armata\u2026Un plutonier trece prin fata randului de soldati si intreaba:\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila, soldat?!?Unul brutar, altul macelar, altul electrician, fiecare dupa pregatire\u2026Ajunge si la Bula:\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila?!?\u2212 Am fost fericit, sa traiti! In biserica, la rand la spovedit: o olteanca, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula in prima zi de armata\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5748\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula in prima zi de armata\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5750,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5751,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748\/revisions\/5751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}