{"id":5743,"date":"2025-09-24T07:11:40","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T07:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5743"},"modified":"2025-09-24T07:11:41","modified_gmt":"2025-09-24T07:11:41","slug":"un-doctor-ginecolog-isi-facea-vizita-in-saloane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5743","title":{"rendered":"Un doctor ginecolog isi facea vizita in saloane"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"483\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7975.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7975.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7975-300x238.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un doctor ginecolog isi facea vizita in saloane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prima pacienta, gravida in 8 luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Totul este ok, sarcina decurge normal. Numele tatalui copilului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ion Leb\u0103r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua pacienta, gravida in 8 luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum va numiti si de unde sunteti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ioana, din Drumul Taberei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunteti in ordine, nu sunt probleme. Numele tatalui copilului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ion Leb\u0103r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A treia pacienta, gravida in 8 luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum va numiti si de unde sunteti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cristina, din Ferentari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E o sarcina normala, nu cred sa aveti o problema. Numele tatalui copilului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Disperat, medicul o intreaba pe asistenta sefa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai, asta a f#t#t tot Bucurestiul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E afara, vreti sa-l cunoasteti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Normal ca vreau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iese medicul pe hol si vede o starpitura de om, mic, slab, stirb\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mai omule, cum dracu te descurci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am biciclet\u0103!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un doctor ginecolog isi facea vizita in saloane. Prima pacienta, gravida in 8 luni. \u2013 Totul este ok, sarcina decurge normal. Numele tatalui copilului? \u2013 Ion Leb\u0103r\u2026 A doua pacienta, gravida in 8 luni. \u2013 Cum va numiti si de unde sunteti? \u2013 Ioana, din Drumul Taberei. \u2013 Sunteti in &#8230; <a title=\"Un doctor ginecolog isi facea vizita in saloane\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5743\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un doctor ginecolog isi facea vizita in saloane\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5745,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5743"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5746,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5743\/revisions\/5746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}