{"id":5726,"date":"2025-09-16T11:49:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T11:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5726"},"modified":"2025-09-16T11:49:15","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T11:49:15","slug":"doi-politisti-comunitari-din-se-hotarasc-sa-se-distreze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5726","title":{"rendered":"Doi politisti comunitari din se hotarasc sa se distreze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"572\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7820.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7820.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7820-300x281.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi politisti comunitari din se hotarasc sa se distreze, intr-un week-end in care nu lucrau. De aceea, aleg sa mearga la un bordel. Matroana ii primeste, dupa obiceiul casei, ii pofteste in sitting-room si deschide conversatia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cu ce va putem servi ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politistii raspund:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai, noi nu prea stim ce aveti dumneavoastra pe aici, ce ne-ati propune ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Domnilor, asta e in functie de suma disponibila. Cam cit aveti in numerar ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politistii se cauta in buzunare si portofele si declara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Cam 50.000 de lei !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, patroana\/matroana le spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; De banii astia, mai bine va duceti in parcul de vis-a-vis si va distrati intre voi, asa, ca baietii !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Politistii, dezamagiti, se conformeaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa o ora, batai in usa bordelului. Matroana deschide usa si gaseste in prag pe cei doi politisti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Domnilor, eu credeam ca am vorbit serios. Aveti cumva mai multi bani ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; V-am spus doar ca de banii pe care ii aveti nu puteti sa faceti decit un singur lucru! Ati inteles ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Da !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Si atunci, ce mai cautati aici ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Am venit sa platim !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Doi politisti comunitari din se hotarasc sa se distreze, intr-un week-end in care nu lucrau. De aceea, aleg sa mearga la un bordel. Matroana ii primeste, dupa obiceiul casei, ii pofteste in sitting-room si deschide conversatia: &#8211; Cu ce va putem servi ? Politistii raspund: &#8211; Pai, noi nu prea &#8230; <a title=\"Doi politisti comunitari din se hotarasc sa se distreze\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5726\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi politisti comunitari din se hotarasc sa se distreze\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5728,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5729,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5726\/revisions\/5729"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}