{"id":5721,"date":"2025-09-15T06:04:51","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T06:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5721"},"modified":"2025-09-15T06:04:52","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T06:04:52","slug":"un-director-pleaca-cu-secretara-intr-o-delegatie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5721","title":{"rendered":"Un director pleaca cu secretara intr o delegatie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"779\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7806.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5722\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7806.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7806-235x300.jpeg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un director pleaca cu secretara intr o delegatie. Ajunsi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camera cu un pat. Se cazeaza si dupa ce raman singuri in camera, ii spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamna, eu pentru ca sunt barbat voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastra veti dormi in pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vai, domnule director, se poate? Suntem oameni maturi cum se poate sa dormiti pe jos, vom dormi in acelasi pat..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, dar nu va deranjeaza? zise directorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, zise secretara, dar sa stiti ca eu dorm goala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In prima seara directorul a nadusit, a doua la fel , a treia la fel, dar nu a facut nimic abtinandu-se din rasputeri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au plecat acasa fara a se intampla nimic intre ei si primul lucru pe care l-a facut directorul cand a ajuns acasa a fost sa se duca la psiholog..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dl psiholog, uite ce s-a intamplat: am fost\u2026\u2026., ii povesteste tot si cere un tratament pentru a se linisti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Psihologul, dupa ce l-a ascultat atent i-a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va duceti acasa si beti 6 galeti cu apa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Are vreun efect dl psiholog, ma vindec?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 NU STIU, DAR CAM ATATA APA BEA UN BOU.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un director pleaca cu secretara intr o delegatie. Ajunsi la hotel, pentru a scuti bani la cazare, cere o camera cu un pat. Se cazeaza si dupa ce raman singuri in camera, ii spune secretarei: \u2013 Doamna, eu pentru ca sunt barbat voi dormi pe jos, dumneavoastra veti dormi in &#8230; <a title=\"Un director pleaca cu secretara intr o delegatie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5721\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un director pleaca cu secretara intr o delegatie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5724,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5721\/revisions\/5724"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}