{"id":5713,"date":"2025-09-12T14:25:02","date_gmt":"2025-09-12T14:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5713"},"modified":"2025-09-12T14:27:52","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T14:27:52","slug":"ion-si-maria-intra-intr-o-gospodarie-din-satul-lor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5713","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>    <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"437\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7764.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5718\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7764.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7764-300x215.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"567\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7623.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7623.jpeg 540w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7623-286x300.jpeg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga:<br>\u2013 Ba Ioane, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge taurul!<br>La care Ion raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Taci fa, nu fi \u2026.nu vezi ca sunt inaintea lui cu 5 ture?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor. Dupa ce intra pe poarta, un taur incepe sa fuga spre ei. Maria intra in casa in pod, iar Ion fuge in jurul casei. Insa taurul se ia dupa el. Dupa 10 minute, Maria striga:\u2013 Ba &#8230; <a title=\"Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5713\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion si Maria intra intr-o gospodarie din satul lor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5715,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5713"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5719,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713\/revisions\/5719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}