{"id":5699,"date":"2025-09-11T11:00:50","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5699"},"modified":"2025-09-11T11:00:53","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T11:00:53","slug":"ion-se-duce-la-pasune-cu-vaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5699","title":{"rendered":"Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7747.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7747.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7747-300x295.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca sa si o intalneste pe Maria, care isi pastea taurul. Evident, taurul Mariei sare pe vaca lui Ion. Dupa ce \u2018povestea\u2019 se incheie, Ion ii face cu ochiul Mariei, ii zambeste sugubat si o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce zici sa fac si io ce o facut taurul?<br>Atunci, Maria ii raspunde intepata:<br>\u2013 Fa ce vrei, Ioane! Doar ii vaca ta!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doua surori nemaritate aveau o farmacie, mostenita de la parinti. Intr-o zi, intra un tip si cere un prezervativ. Una dintre surori ii da marimea standard, insa barbatul zice ca e mic.<br>Aceasta se duce la raft si revine cu prezervative XL. Acesta, din nou, stramba din nas ca e mic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa ce ii da si marimea imediat urmatoare, iar respectivul zice ca si asta e mic, o striga pe sora-sa:<br>\u2013 Auzi tu, domnul zice ca prezervativul XXL ii e mic. Ce sa-i dam?<br>\u2013 Casa, masa si jumatate de farmacie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca sa si o intalneste pe Maria, care isi pastea taurul. Evident, taurul Mariei sare pe vaca lui Ion. Dupa ce \u2018povestea\u2019 se incheie, Ion ii face cu ochiul Mariei, ii zambeste sugubat si o intreaba: \u2013 Ce zici sa fac si io ce &#8230; <a title=\"Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5699\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion se duce la pasune, cu vaca\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5701,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5702,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5699\/revisions\/5702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}