{"id":5689,"date":"2025-09-10T09:08:38","date_gmt":"2025-09-10T09:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5689"},"modified":"2025-09-10T09:10:20","modified_gmt":"2025-09-10T09:10:20","slug":"intr-un-autobuz-un-barbat-se-uita-cu-jand-la-o-calugarita-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5689","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un\u00a0autobuz\u00a0un\u00a0b\u0103rbat\u00a0se uit\u0103 cu jand la o\u00a0c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7729.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5693\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7729.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7729-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7729-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un&nbsp;<strong>autobuz&nbsp;<\/strong>un&nbsp;<strong>b\u0103rbat&nbsp;<\/strong>se uit\u0103 cu jand la o&nbsp;<strong>c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103<\/strong>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd cobora din autobuz&nbsp;<strong>\u0219oferul&nbsp;<\/strong>\u00eei spuse b\u0103rbatului c\u0103 pe&nbsp;<strong>drum&nbsp;<\/strong>nu-\u0219i putuse lua ochii de la c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Uite, te ajut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e2ine c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021ba merge s\u0103 se \u00eenchine la troi\u021ba de acolo, de pe deal.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi&nbsp;<strong>b\u0103rbatul&nbsp;<\/strong>st\u0103tea ascuns dup\u0103 troi\u021b\u0103.&nbsp;<br>Calugari\u021ba vine \u0219i incepe s\u0103 se \u00eenchine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i face curaj \u0219i spune:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu sunt Dumnezeu \u0219i vreu s\u0103-\u021bi iau virginitatea.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iese din&nbsp;<strong>ascunzatoare&nbsp;<\/strong>\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 o fac\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 cateva minute b\u0103rbatul spune:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu nu sunt&nbsp;<strong>Dumnezeu<\/strong>, eu sunt b\u0103rbatul care a stat ieri \u00een&nbsp;<strong>spatele&nbsp;<\/strong>t\u0103u \u00een autobuz.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care calugari\u021ba&nbsp;<strong>spune<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu-i nimic\u2026Nici eu nu-s c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103..sunt \u0219oferul autobuzului.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u00centr-un&nbsp;autobuz&nbsp;un&nbsp;b\u0103rbat&nbsp;se uit\u0103 cu jand la o&nbsp;c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u021b\u0103.&nbsp; 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