{"id":5679,"date":"2025-09-08T18:55:46","date_gmt":"2025-09-08T18:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5679"},"modified":"2025-09-08T18:57:09","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T18:57:09","slug":"un-barbat-merge-cu-liftul-la-un-moment-dat-intra-o-femeie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5679","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103rbat merge cu liftul. La un moment dat, intr\u0103 o femeie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"648\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7708.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7708.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7708-282x300.jpeg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat merge cu liftul. La un moment dat, intr\u0103 o femeie. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 etaje, femeia opre\u015fte liftul, se uit\u0103 cochet la el, \u00ee\u015fi dezbrac\u0103 bluza \u015fi sutienul \u015fi le arunc\u0103 pe jos.<br>\u2013 Hai, f\u0103-m\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u0103 simt ca o femeie.<br>B\u0103rbatul se g\u00eende\u015fte pu\u0163in, \u00ee\u015fi dezbrac\u0103 c\u0103ma\u015fa, o arunc\u0103 pe jos \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 Hai, spal-o \u015fi calc-o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion se duce la popa satului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Stii parinte, uite , ne-am luat io cu Marie.<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ooo, felicitari, zice popa. Pot sa va ajut cu ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Apai stii parinte, io nu prea stiu ce sa fac\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Popa \u00eencurcat se uita afara si-i vine ideea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Uite Ioane c\u00e2inii aia \u00een drum, faci ce fac si ei!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uita Ion si pleaca multumit. Peste c\u00e2teva zile se \u00eentilneste popa cu Ion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>.- No, Ioane, cum o fost, bine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine o fost parinte, zice Ion multumit, mai greu o fost p\u00e2na am scos-o pe Marie \u00een drum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un b\u0103rbat merge cu liftul. La un moment dat, intr\u0103 o femeie. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 etaje, femeia opre\u015fte liftul, se uit\u0103 cochet la el, \u00ee\u015fi dezbrac\u0103 bluza \u015fi sutienul \u015fi le arunc\u0103 pe jos.\u2013 Hai, f\u0103-m\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u0103 simt ca o femeie.B\u0103rbatul se g\u00eende\u015fte pu\u0163in, \u00ee\u015fi dezbrac\u0103 c\u0103ma\u015fa, o arunc\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Un b\u0103rbat merge cu liftul. La un moment dat, intr\u0103 o femeie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5679\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un b\u0103rbat merge cu liftul. La un moment dat, intr\u0103 o femeie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5680,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5679"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5684,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5679\/revisions\/5684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}