{"id":567,"date":"2024-05-10T12:02:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T12:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=567"},"modified":"2024-05-10T12:02:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-10T12:02:22","slug":"cele-mai-amuzante-bancuri-seci-20-de-motive-ca-sa-zambim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: 20 de motive ca s\u0103 z\u00e2mbim"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: \u00eentrebare \u015fi r\u0103spuns<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1.&nbsp;<\/strong>Ce trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei faci unui hipopotam care are diaree? Loc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2.&nbsp;<\/strong>Cum se uit\u0103 o ra\u0163\u0103 \u00een beci?&nbsp;Iei ra\u0163a, o duci \u00een beci \u015fi o ui\u0163i acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong>&nbsp;C\u00e2nd st\u0103 barza \u00eentr-un picior?&nbsp;C\u00e2nd \u015fi-l ridic\u0103 pe celalalt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong>&nbsp;Cum se v\u00e2neaz\u0103 un iepure? V\u00e2n\u0103torul se ascunde \u00eentr-un tufi\u015f \u015fi face ca varza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5.&nbsp;<\/strong>Cum se sinucide un melc?&nbsp;Se uit\u0103 \u00een priz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong>&nbsp;Ce au \u00een comun un elefant \u015fi o zebr\u0103? Am\u00e2ndoi au tromp\u0103, cu excep\u0163ia zebrei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>7.&nbsp;<\/strong>Ce-i mic, negru, cu dou\u0103 puncte albe? Un purice cu vat\u0103 \u00een urechi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>8.\u00a0<\/strong>Mihai Viteazul mergea pe cal \u015fi, dintr-odat\u0103, cade. De ce?\u00a0S-a terminat calul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.geozo.com\/b2t17l219ivlm0p\/y03qh8768quv678ykp8f.go\"><\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: vorbe de duh<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong>&nbsp;Un om avea un cal, iar calul nu avea nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10.&nbsp;<\/strong>Bul\u0103 era pe moarte \u015fi moartea i-a zis \u201eD\u0103-te jos\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>11.<\/strong>&nbsp;Doi pere\u0163i vorbesc: Ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim la col\u0163!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>12.<\/strong>&nbsp;\u00cen America ruleaz\u0103 \u201eOm bogat, om s\u0103rac\u201d, \u00een Rusia ruleaz\u0103 \u201eOm s\u0103rac, om s\u0103rac\u201d, iar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ruleaz\u0103 \u201eOm tr\u0103i \u015fi om vedea\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>13.&nbsp;<\/strong>Un \u015fnur se uita \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi z\u00e2mbea pe sub must\u0103\u0163i:&nbsp;Mam\u0103, ce \u015firet sunt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14.<\/strong>\u00a0Un om mergea pe strad\u0103 \u015fi deodata a disp\u0103rut.\u00a0De ce?\u00a0L-au ros pantofii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>15.\u00a0<\/strong>Un porc se uita la o priza \u015fi-i spune: \u201ePe tine te-au zidit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-gz-block=\"d1e77a9c-30e6-42e6-82be-686fa9d35810\"><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: dialog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>16.<\/strong>&nbsp;Un om disperat se adreseaz\u0103 unui alt om de pe strad\u0103 :&amp;n &#8211; Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i ! Spune\u0163i-mi, v\u0103 rog, unde este fabrica de p\u00e2ine .&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r. Este l\u00e2ng\u0103 fabrica de confec\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u015ei v\u0103 mai rog s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i unde este fabrica de confec\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; L\u00e2ng\u0103 fabrica de p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul nostru nervos \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Bine m\u0103, da&#8217; fabrica de p\u00e2ine \u015fi cea de confec\u0163ii unde le pot g\u0103si?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Una l\u00e2ng\u0103 alta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>14.\u00a0<\/strong>Nimeni \u015fi Prost au ajuns la mare. Se duc s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie, iar Nimeni se \u00eeneac\u0103. Prost sun\u0103 salvamarii.<br>&#8211; Ajutor, se \u00eeneac\u0103 Nimeni.<br>&#8211; B\u0103, tu e\u015fti prost? \u00centreab\u0103 salvamarul de serviciu.<br>&#8211; Da, eu sunt, r\u0103spunde Prost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-gz-block=\"d1e77a9c-30e6-42e6-82be-686fa9d35810\"><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>18.<\/strong>&nbsp;Un miriapod \u00eei spune miriapodi\u0163ei:<br>&#8211; \u00cemi e\u015fti drag\u0103!<br>Ea \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>&#8211; \u015ei tu \u00eemi e\u015fti drag!<br>\u015ei s-au luat de m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi s-au luat de m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi s-au luat de m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: pove\u015fti&nbsp;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>19.<\/strong>&nbsp;Poveste\u015fte Bul\u0103: Mergeam prin p\u0103dure c\u00e2nd, la un monent dat, aud \u00een spate: &#8220;Poc, poc&#8221;. Zic: &#8220;Sunt timid, nu m\u0103-ntorc&#8221;. Mai merg ce mai merg \u015fi aud iar: &#8220;Poc, poc&#8221;. Zic: &#8220;Sunt timid, sunt \u015fi singur, nu m\u0103-ntorc&#8221;. Mai merg o bucat\u0103 de vreme \u015fi aud iar: &#8220;Poc, poc&#8221;. Zic: &#8220;Sunt timid, s-a \u00eentunecat, sunt \u015fi singur, nu m\u0103-ntorc&#8221;. Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o bucat\u0103 de drum, aud iar \u00een spate: &#8220;Poc, poc&#8221;. Zic:&#8221;Fie ce-o fi, acum m\u0103-ntorc!&#8221;. \u015ei, c\u00e2nd colo, ce s\u0103 vezi: m\u0103 tot pocnea unul c-o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103-n cap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cele mai amuzante bancuri seci: \u00eentrebare \u015fi r\u0103spuns 1.&nbsp;Ce trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei faci unui hipopotam care are diaree? Loc! 2.&nbsp;Cum se uit\u0103 o ra\u0163\u0103 \u00een beci?&nbsp;Iei ra\u0163a, o duci \u00een beci \u015fi o ui\u0163i acolo. 3.&nbsp;C\u00e2nd st\u0103 barza \u00eentr-un picior?&nbsp;C\u00e2nd \u015fi-l ridic\u0103 pe celalalt. 4.&nbsp;Cum se v\u00e2neaz\u0103 un iepure? 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