De ziua soacrei, Bul\u0103 se prezint\u0103 cu un pache\u021bel \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu o pu\u0219c\u0103 \u00een ceaalt\u0103.
\u2013 La mul\u021bi ani, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! \u0162i-am adus o pereche de cercei de aur.
\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc, Bul\u0103. Dar cu pu\u0219ca ce vrei s\u0103 faci?
\u2013 P\u0103i, de g\u0103uri \u00een urechi nu ai nevoie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc, va rog sa il tratati ca atare!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maria mai avea pu\u021bin s\u0103 nasc\u0103 \u0219i, pentru c\u0103 era o so\u021bie iubitoare, \u00eei spune so\u021bului ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Dragul meu, eu te \u00eenteleg. Ia si tu ni\u0219te bani \u0219i du-te la femei, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 supar. Ion, fericit, ia banii si pleac\u0103. Dup\u0103 pu\u021bin se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103, iar Maria \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ce-i cu tine, Ioane? Te-ai r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit? De ce-ai venit a\u0219a devreme?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Nu, drag\u0103. C\u00e2nd coboram sc\u0103rile, m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu nevasta lui Vasile. M-a \u00eentrebat unde m\u0103 duc \u0219i mi-a propus o afacere: s\u0103 merg la ea \u0219i s\u0103 imp\u0103rtim banii pe din doua. A\u0219a c\u0103 am f\u0103cut \u0219i economie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" De ziua soacrei, Bul\u0103 se prezint\u0103 cu un pache\u021bel \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu o pu\u0219c\u0103 \u00een ceaalt\u0103.\u2013 La mul\u021bi ani, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! \u0162i-am adus o pereche de cercei de aur.\u2013 Mul\u0163umesc, Bul\u0103. Dar cu pu\u0219ca ce vrei s\u0103 faci?\u2013 P\u0103i, de g\u0103uri \u00een urechi nu ai nevoie? Este un banc, va rog sa il tratati … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5670,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5671,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions\/5671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Fir-ar a nai\/bi de cocot\u0103! Izbucne\u0219te Maria \u00eenfuriat\u0103. C\u00e2nd ea era gravid\u0103, eu nu i-am luat nici un ban lui Vasile.
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n