{"id":5652,"date":"2025-09-06T10:50:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T10:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5652"},"modified":"2025-09-06T10:50:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T10:50:14","slug":"un-oltean-intors-recent-dintr-o-excursie-la-londra-ii-povesteste-prietenului-lui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5652","title":{"rendered":"Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"528\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7586.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5653\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7586.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7586-300x260.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am cunoscut o englezoaica si cu toate ca nu stiu engleza si nici ea romana, ne-am inteles de minune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 I-am desenat o farfurie cu mancare si direct m-a luat la un restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 I-am desenat un pahar si ea m-a luat la un bar si tot asa pana spre dimineata cand ea mi-a desenat un pat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar stii ce m-a uimit cel mai tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum a \u015ftiut c\u0103 sunt t\u00e2mplar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui: \u2013 Am cunoscut o englezoaica si cu toate ca nu stiu engleza si nici ea romana, ne-am inteles de minune. \u2013 I-am desenat o farfurie cu mancare si direct m-a luat la un restaurant. \u2013 I-am desenat un &#8230; <a title=\"Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5652\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un oltean intors recent dintr-o excursie la Londra ii povesteste prietenului lui\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5654,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5655,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5652\/revisions\/5655"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}