{"id":5648,"date":"2025-09-06T08:08:19","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T08:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5648"},"modified":"2025-09-06T08:08:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T08:08:21","slug":"unui-cioban-nu-i-fatau-oile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5648","title":{"rendered":"Unui cioban nu-i f\u0103tau oile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"684\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7575.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7575.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7575-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<br>Unui cioban nu-i f\u0103tau oile a\u015fa c\u0103 s-a dus la un veterinar s\u0103-i propun\u0103 ceva.<br>Acesta \u00eei spuse s\u0103 le duc\u0103 pe deal la procreat, iar dac\u0103 oile stau la soare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt gravide, iar dac\u0103 stau la umbr\u0103, nu.<br>Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut.<br>Ciobanul urc\u0103 oile \u00eentr-o dub\u0103 \u015fi le duce \u00een v\u00e2rful dealului, unde face ce i-a zis veterinarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuns acas\u0103 istovit, se uit\u0103 pe geam, iar oile lui erau la umbr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se ridic\u0103, le urc\u0103 iar \u00een dub\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103 pe deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuns din nou acas\u0103 istovit de nu mai putea s\u0103 stea nici \u00een picioare, o roag\u0103 pe so\u0163ia sa s\u0103 se uite ce fac oile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Oile nu sunt nici la soare, nici la umbr\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Toate sunt \u00een dub\u0103 \u015fi una claxoneaz\u0103 s\u0103 te duci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bade vine la farmacie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bade vine la farmacie \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Domni\u015foar\u0103, ave\u0163i medicamente din acelea albastre de care te sim\u0163i bine?<br>\u2013 Da, bade\u2026 Via.ra le zice\u2026<br>\u2013 Apoi, da\u2026 \u015ei c\u00e2t cost\u0103 una?<br>\u2013 35 de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei c\u00e2t \u0163ine?<br>\u2013 Vreo patru ore, bade\u2026<br>\u2013 \u015ei chiar cost\u0103 35 de lei?<br>\u2013 Da, bade\u2026 \u0163i-am mai spus\u2026 Badea, sc\u0103rpin\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cap:<br>\u2013 Apoi, pentru un sfert de or\u0103 \u00een plus, nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 dau 35 de lei\u2026<br>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f **Unui cioban nu-i f\u0103tau oile a\u015fa c\u0103 s-a dus la un veterinar s\u0103-i propun\u0103 ceva.Acesta \u00eei spuse s\u0103 le duc\u0103 pe deal la procreat, iar dac\u0103 oile stau la soare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt gravide, iar dac\u0103 stau la umbr\u0103, nu.Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut.Ciobanul urc\u0103 oile \u00eentr-o dub\u0103 \u015fi le duce \u00een &#8230; 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