Odat\u0103, un \u0219ofer de tir a luat o bab\u0103 la ocazie. Era o zi c\u0103lduroas\u0103 \u0219i drumul era lung, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u0219oferul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se relaxeze \u0219i s\u0103 se distreze \u00een timpul c\u0103l\u0103toriei. Pe parcurs, vedea diverse femei pe marginea drumului: unele mai tinere, altele mai frumoase, \u0219i, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd trecea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele, le f\u0103cea un semn cu degetul mijlociu ridicat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baba, care era curioas\u0103 \u0219i nu prea \u00een\u021belegea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, i se adreseaz\u0103 \u0219oferului: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Maic\u0103, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 semnul \u0103la pe care-l faci? De ce ridici degetul mijlociu \u0219i le faci a\u0219a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218oferul, nevr\u00e2nd s\u0103-i spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul \u0219i s\u0103 o fac\u0103 s\u0103 se simt\u0103 prost, a g\u0103sit rapid o minciun\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ah, \u0219tii, baba, este un fel de urare de s\u0103n\u0103tate pentru fete. Le ar\u0103t c\u0103 le doresc tot binele din lume!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baba s-a uitat la el, aparent mul\u021bumit\u0103 cu explica\u021bia \u0219i a continuat c\u0103l\u0103toria. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva ore, c\u00e2nd au ajuns la destina\u021bie \u0219i baba s-a preg\u0103tit s\u0103 coboare din tir, ea a observat mai multe femei care a\u0219teptau la marginea drumului. Brusc, cu un z\u00e2mbet larg pe fa\u021b\u0103, ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 agite degetul mijlociu \u00een sus de mai multe ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na, s\u0103n\u0103tate, maic\u0103, \u021bie \u0219i la toat\u0103 familia ta! strig\u0103 ea entuziasmat\u0103, adres\u00e2ndu-se \u0219oferului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia unui director decide s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 o surpriz\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103 so\u021bului ei \u0219i \u00eel viziteaz\u0103 la birou pe nea\u0219teptate. \u00cembr\u0103cat\u0103 elegant, cu un co\u0219 cu bun\u0103t\u0103\u021bi \u0219i o floare, intr\u0103 \u00een cl\u0103dire cu entuziasm. C\u00e2nd ajunge la biroul directorului, deschide u\u0219a \u0219i intr\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 prea mult zgomot, dornic\u0103 s\u0103-l surprind\u0103 \u00een timp ce \u00ee\u0219i ia pauza de pr\u00e2nz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen schimb, g\u0103se\u0219te o scen\u0103 complet nea\u0219teptat\u0103: secretara so\u021bului ei st\u0103 a\u0219ezat\u0103 \u00een poala directorului, cu un z\u00e2mbet complice pe fa\u021b\u0103. So\u021bul, prins \u00een mijlocul situa\u021biei, pare complet relaxat \u0219i continu\u0103 s\u0103 dicteze documente cu aceea\u0219i calm\u0103 autoritate, ca \u0219i cum nimic neobi\u0219nuit nu s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bia, \u0219ocat\u0103 \u0219i confuz\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2ne paralizat\u0103 pe loc pentru c\u00e2teva secunde, dar so\u021bul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentrerup\u0103 fluxul de lucru, \u00eei zice secretarei: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Deci domnilor, cu opriri la buget sau f\u0103r\u0103, v\u0103 informez c\u0103 nu pot lucra \u00een acest birou, doar cu un scaun, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 lua\u021bi m\u0103suri!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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