{"id":5617,"date":"2025-09-04T12:45:26","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T12:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5617"},"modified":"2025-09-04T12:48:02","modified_gmt":"2025-09-04T12:48:02","slug":"doi-lupi-se-duc-sa-fure-oi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5617","title":{"rendered":"Doi lupi se duc sa fure oi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"632\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7516.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7516.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7516-290x300.jpeg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATOORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi lupi se duc sa fure oi. Ciocanitoarea ii aude si-i paraste ciobanului care se pune la pinda. Seara ajung lupii la stana si vor sa intre pe o gaura din gard.<br>Intra primul lup pe gaura si ciobanul ii arde o bata peste bot. Pune lupu\u2019 laba la bot de durere si se intoarce catre celalalt spunindu-i:<br>\u2013 Intra tu primul ca pe mine ma bufneste rasul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pescarul prinde pesisorul de aur si fara sa se gandeasca, da sa il arunce inapoi in apa..<br>\u2013 pescarule, uite iti indeplinesc o dorinta ca vad ca esti baiat bun si ma lasi sa traiesc etc.<br>-nu vreau ma nimic\u2026lasa-ma..<br>-hai pescarule ca tu cel putin meriti\u2026<br>-bine ma\u2026uite vreau sa imi faci o autostrada, un pod peste lacu` asta sa merg sa dau la peste direct in mijloc..<br>-a..nu sefule ca na..muncitori multi, dureaza mult, bani multi\u2026nici chiar asa\u2026<br>-bine ma..macar zi-mi si mie ce e in mintea femeilor ma ca niciodata nu am inteles treaba asta..<br>pestisorul: -cate benzi sa aiba autostrada aia?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATOORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Doi lupi se duc sa fure oi. Ciocanitoarea ii aude si-i paraste ciobanului care se pune la pinda. Seara ajung lupii la stana si vor sa intre pe o gaura din gard.Intra primul lup pe gaura si ciobanul ii arde o bata peste bot. Pune lupu\u2019 laba la bot de durere &#8230; <a title=\"Doi lupi se duc sa fure oi\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5617\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi lupi se duc sa fure oi\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5619,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5620,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5617\/revisions\/5620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}