{"id":5609,"date":"2025-09-04T09:35:12","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T09:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5609"},"modified":"2025-09-04T09:35:15","modified_gmt":"2025-09-04T09:35:15","slug":"bula-neavand-studii-se-hotaraste-sa-si-faca-o-ferma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5609","title":{"rendered":"Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7508.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7508.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7508-300x284.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;<br>In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:<br>\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.<br>\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!<br>\u2013 Da de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai nu mai am nici un pui!<br>\u2013 Cum asa ?!<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma.&nbsp;In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an.&nbsp; Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:\u2013 Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.\u2013 Rau Strula, rau!\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5609\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5612,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609\/revisions\/5612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}