{"id":5603,"date":"2025-09-03T18:07:15","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T18:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5603"},"modified":"2025-09-03T18:07:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T18:07:17","slug":"un-nene-iese-din-casa-si-vede-in-pomul-din-fata-casei-o-gorila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5603","title":{"rendered":"Un nene iese din cas\u0103 \u0219i vede, \u00een pomul din fa\u021ba casei, o goril\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"635\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7501.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7501.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7501-288x300.jpeg 288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un nene iese din cas\u0103 \u0219i vede, \u00een pomul din fa\u021ba casei, o goril\u0103. Sun\u0103 la Asocia\u021bia Gorilelor \u0219i i se spune c\u0103 va veni cineva s\u0103 rezolve problema. Dup\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, apare specialistul cu o camionet\u0103, \u00een care avea o b\u00e2t\u0103, ni\u0219te c\u0103tu\u0219e, o pu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i un c\u00e2ine Chihuahua, \u0219i \u00eei spune omului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Haide\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 explic cum proced\u0103m: eu m\u0103 urc \u00een pom, \u00eei dau maimu\u021boiului \u00een cap cu b\u00e2ta p\u00e2n\u0103 cade jos, c\u00e2inele sare \u0219i \u00eel mu\u0219c\u0103 de ou\u0103, gorila, \u00eentr-un gest disperat, duce labele la ou\u0103, iar dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00eei pune\u021bi c\u0103tu\u0219ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar pu\u0219ca la ce folose\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 pic eu primul, \u00eempu\u0219ti Chihuahua!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un nene iese din cas\u0103 \u0219i vede, \u00een pomul din fa\u021ba casei, o goril\u0103. Sun\u0103 la Asocia\u021bia Gorilelor \u0219i i se spune c\u0103 va veni cineva s\u0103 rezolve problema. Dup\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, apare specialistul cu o camionet\u0103, \u00een care avea o b\u00e2t\u0103, ni\u0219te c\u0103tu\u0219e, o pu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i un c\u00e2ine &#8230; <a title=\"Un nene iese din cas\u0103 \u0219i vede, \u00een pomul din fa\u021ba casei, o goril\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5603\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un nene iese din cas\u0103 \u0219i vede, \u00een pomul din fa\u021ba casei, o goril\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5606,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions\/5606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}