{"id":5599,"date":"2025-09-03T13:05:57","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T13:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5599"},"modified":"2025-09-03T13:06:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T13:06:00","slug":"un-politist-opreste-un-autoturism-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5599","title":{"rendered":"Un politist opreste un autoturism"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"602\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7489-602x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7489-602x1024.jpeg 602w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7489-176x300.jpeg 176w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_7489.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om din spate:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp; &#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp; &#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp; Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp; &#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face &#8230; <a title=\"Un politist opreste un autoturism\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5599\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un politist opreste un autoturism\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5601,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5602,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions\/5602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}