{"id":5595,"date":"2025-08-31T10:33:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-31T10:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5595"},"modified":"2025-08-31T10:33:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-31T10:33:36","slug":"un-politist-opreste-un-autoturism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5595","title":{"rendered":"Un politist opreste un autoturism"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"614\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7440.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7440.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7440-298x300.jpeg 298w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_7440-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om din spate:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:&nbsp; &#8211; Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000,00 de RONi pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?&nbsp; &#8211; Pai, cred ca &#8230; imi voi lua permisul de conducere!&nbsp; Atunci, sare sotia sa:&nbsp; &#8211; Nu-l ascultati! Asa face &#8230; <a title=\"Un politist opreste un autoturism\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5595\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un politist opreste un autoturism\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5595"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5598,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5595\/revisions\/5598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}