{"id":5592,"date":"2025-08-31T10:27:46","date_gmt":"2025-08-31T10:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5592"},"modified":"2025-08-31T10:27:49","modified_gmt":"2025-08-31T10:27:49","slug":"sa-fii-baiat-cuminte-eu-plec-doar-pentru-o-saptamana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5592","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">S\u0103 fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103\u2026<br>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, so\u021bul o sun\u0103 \u015fi se pl\u00e2nge:<br>\u2013 Iubito, tu ai plecat \u015fi nu mi-ai l\u0103sat nimic de m\u00e2ncare, frigiderul e gol.<br>\u2013 Dragule, tot ce trebuie este, pur \u015fi simplu, fii fidel \u015fi ai \u00eencredere \u00een mine.<br>\u2013 Dar, drag\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Iubitule, totul este.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Trece o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, vine so\u021bia acas\u0103, iar so\u021bul \u2013 deodat\u0103 \u2013 \u00eencepe:<br>\u2013 Tu e\u0219ti o gospodin\u0103 rea, nu mi-ai l\u0103sat nimic de m\u00e2ncare, frigiderul gol\u2026<br>So\u021bia, nespun\u00e2nd nimic, \u00eel apuc\u0103 de m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00eel duce \u00een dormitor, d\u0103 la o parte cear\u0219aful, iar acolo, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de produse expirate deja:<br>\u2013 Trebuia s\u0103 dormi acas\u0103, idiotule!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Socrul mare se intoarce obosit de la camp, intra in casa si in capul scarilor isi intalneste ginerele. Fara multe cuvinte socrul ridica mana dreapta, o indoaie sub forma literei`S`, roteste palma din incheietura maini si se uita intrebator la ginere. Acesta fara un cuvant ridica ambele brate si gesticuleaza ca si socrul. Traducerea gesturilor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Socru: E acasa vipera?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ginerele: Sunt acasa amandoua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103\u2026Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile, so\u021bul o sun\u0103 \u015fi se pl\u00e2nge:\u2013 Iubito, tu ai plecat \u015fi nu mi-ai l\u0103sat nimic de m\u00e2ncare, frigiderul e gol.\u2013 Dragule, tot ce trebuie este, pur \u015fi simplu, fii fidel \u015fi ai \u00eencredere \u00een mine.\u2013 Dar, drag\u0103\u2026\u2013 Iubitule, totul este. Trece o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, &#8230; <a title=\"S\u0103 fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=5592\" aria-label=\"Read more about S\u0103 fii b\u0103iat cuminte, eu plec doar pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5593,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5592"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5594,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5592\/revisions\/5594"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}